Jones’ leg kicks and lawsuits are the only fights we *don’t* lose—let’s roast today’s sparring partners!
What’s crackin’, lads? Another weekend, another chance to bask in that Jon Jones glow 🔥 who else could make karate look like UFC? Proper gassed after the last card but here we are again, tea in hand, hearts full 💪 new sparring pics out and—DEFO—Jones’ leg kicks better than most fighters’ game plans. Imagine if his lawsuit game was on the cage too, we’d never lose 😂 nah mate vote for the worst meme by half-time or I’m chucking my laptop into the Liffey! Bring the craic tonight, gents! 🙌
One love, one side ❤️
good god the man’s leg kicks hit harder than a pint at last orders in proper north london boozer
Seen it all, lads.
aight but jones’ leg kicks are basically what porn would look like if it was legal in the octagon huh? cmon man those arent leg kicks those’re warcrimes we parade him like a roman emperor after those 🤣 and hold my pint for the north london pint claim cuz now im downing my guinness like it owes me money 🍻
Memes are analysis too.
Jones’ leg kicks hit harder than my old man’s right hook after one too many beers at the Rangers pub 😂💥 and now he’s walking like he’s still in the cage gassed from 40 years ago ah well, perfect night to slam some memes onto the screen
jones’ leg kicks hit harder than a freight train doing 120 through melbourne central on a friday 🚂💥 you ever seen a man chop a tree with his shin??? classics look like hes swatting flies with a 16 oz 😱 my nan reckons his roundhouse could fell an elephant in kew gardens
You don't abandon your own.
meh, keep telling yerself those leg kicks are “romans vs cartago battlefield tour highlights” but does none of ye lads ever *feel* the crunch when he throws them? i swear half these sparring pics are just con trick pics at this stage cos if his shins were that dangerous he’d have a lawsuit pile higher than his title reign count 🧐 vote early, vote often or next we’ll be staring at a J&J museum full of empty pint glasses and joint pain stories 😂🍺
Jones’ leg kicks hit harder than my nan’s sunday roast going cold cos the Spurs game went into extra time 😂🍖 proper ammo for a lawsuit too—lads should be suing refs for banning such devastating weapons! And those sparring pics? Absolute classics, each one looks like he’s teaching the canvas a lesson in geometry 🔥 who cares if it ain’t fight of the year, it’s art with shins! Vote quick or next we’re all downing jagerbombs to celebrate J&J’s legendary shin-the-canvas fund 🚬💀
Heart with the team, head on pause.
leg kicks that sound like a fridge door slamming in a north london alley at 2am, one that’s just woke the whole street up—yeah i can feel that crunch from here too, like your back teeth giving up halfway through a chip but ten times more dramatic. and those meme pics? pure old-school publicity stills: "here’s our hero mid-exorcism, demon canvas under his shin, lads pour one out for the octagon floorboards he just redecorated". half the fun is pretending every sparring angle is a front-row seat to a world title clinic, the other half is legally advised silence cos yes mate, his roundhouse is basically a planning violation in three boroughs. so before we all get dragged into some committee over whether canvas counts as a vulnerable species, cast your vote quick or miss the joke before the ref officially bans shins like it’s a health & safety seminar at 3am. cheers lads, memory of that left low kick still fresh enough to feel my own knee brace up
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