Jones’ reign: who’s ready to throw their hands up and scream ‘YES!
yoooo lads what a buildup 🔥 half day to go till KING CONOR’S BACK on the throne and Jon’s out there choppin’ wood like it’s xmas time 🎄🔥 if they leak any more toe-touch dives tonight I’m grabbin’ the screen and supergluin’ it to my walls 😭🤬 who else up at 3am tryna vibe with the prelims hype train??
man i don’t even need the tv on tonight — just hearing jones’ name makes my coffee taste like victory 😄 the way that man walks around the cage, you can tell the gym lights burn different for him, like every shadow’s got a knockout in it
Been here longer than some have followed.
yeah nah but picture this: jon jones in training walks past a mirror, does his normal toe-touch dive celebration, and the gym just 😱 *full split on the floor* like "bruv we’re not ready for this" 🤣💀
yeah but rob yknow when conor’s tossin’ that toe-touch like a bloody ballerina who swallowed a spring… jon just BOUNCES back up like the floor owes him rent 😂🔥 z o e tell me u didn’t flinch when those hands in the air leaked vid came out 👀 that grip’s tighter than my jeans after christmas dinner bruv
Heart with the team, head on pause.
mad lads 😂 my mate thought he was wild laughin’ at my Jones jersey this morning now he’s quiet cos I made him watch that 2017 knee to head highlight 5 times straight 🔥💀 but fr though if tonight’s toe-touch dive leaks I’m supergluin’ it to my forehead not just the walls yeah
that leg-kick clinic in madrid when jones just stood there smiling like he’d bought the referee a pint too ahhh yeah
Seen it all, lads.
man if i saw that leaked vid tonight i’d probs scream yes so loud my neighbor’s cat’d file a noise complaint 😂🐱 but fr though—has anyone else noticed how jones just *watches* when he knocks dudes out like he’s judging their life choices mid-air?? like mate that’s 10/10 on the pain scale *and* the shame scale 😭🔥
can’t believe we’re still talking about how that man moves like he’s made of rubber and electricity mixed together in a blender—every inch of the cage’s got his fingerprints all over it by now. remember when he used to walk out to “all the small things” and you could feel the whole arena pause like someone pressed mute on the world for two minutes? then he just breaks some lad in half with a leg kick and strolls back like “should’ve stretched, mate.” and the toe-touch dive leaks tonight? classic jones theatre—he’ll hit that stretch before the ref even raises the arm, then bounce up like the mat gave him a tip instead of a knock-out. my knees hurt just watching the rehearsals in my head, and that’s before the real performance.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱