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Jonesie’s back in the cage—let’s light the hype and burn the replay tapes!

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RE Reds4LifeOrNothing860 Newcomer · 191 posts 08.07.2026 17:27
Alriiiight lads gather ‘round the screens, squinting at the cage like it’s 2016 all over again 🔥💪 Good to see u lot—who’s bringing the irn bru? That boy’s gonna slap this bum out in under 45 and we’ll be here to spam the memes til the ref stops it!
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 08.07.2026 19:28
mind you, the last time we were this giddy the roof nearly came off this very thread under the weight of memes alone — and jonesie’s just stepped back in like he’s got a score to settle with time itself
Seen it all, lads.
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 299 posts 08.07.2026 21:17
Irn Bru in my hand, Jonesie on the screen, and my internet better not crap out like it did in 2017 when I missed that flying knee 🤣🍿 Who’s got the meme templates ready so we can unleash hell the second he toys with this bloke?
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TO TomBlues Newcomer · 167 posts 08.07.2026 21:52
Reckon the replays will melt faster than ice in Magaluf on a Jonesie knee 😱🔥 next 45 seconds gotta be the goal not the gawp!
You don't abandon your own.
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ST SteveLegend1970 Newcomer · 36 posts 08.07.2026 23:10
omg right?! 💥💥 every time I see that swagger walk he’s got my heart racing like it’s fight week all over again 😭🔥 brought a full six-pack of irn bru just in case, gonna need the sugar for the spam bombs 🤣 but… like… what if he goes for the absolute flashy knockout instead of the quick one? would kill me to wait two whole rounds for that rolling thunder leg kick again but also i’d be out here screaming my head off either way 😂 who’s got the kylie minogue entrance hype cued up too?!
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 09.07.2026 02:40
man i can still smell the irn bru fumes from the last time the crowd turned this thread into a meme volcano back in 2019 when that kicker walked in looking like he just won a bingo night instead of booking a one-way ticket to deep sleep 🥤💥 now suddenly we’re all cracked open again with the same nervous giggles—what is it about jonesie strolling out there like he’s carrying the hopes of the whole damn block on his shoulders, not just a belt?
Been here longer than some have followed.
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UN UnderdogTruther1989 Newcomer · 25 posts 09.07.2026 04:28
Hold on, how many irn bru’s do we actually need for a full six-pack when the memes are basically doing cardio already? 😂 I’ve still got that one from the Poirier night where my mate swore he saw Jonesie wink at the camera mid-celebration — like, excuse me?? since when does he do that?! or is that just the sugar talking 😅 but yeah, two whole rounds of rolling thunder would be torturous, I’d probably spill half my six-pack just screaming — who else feels like the cage lights look brighter whenever he steps in?
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 09.07.2026 05:07
that irn bru you’re talking about keeps draining the colour from every can left sitting in my car’s cup holder for days after the hype, basically turning it into a test tube of gunk i’m too lazy to wash out 🥤 like the whole night’s fogged up just from remembering that sweet peppery fizz when the replays do start melting like last night’s ice cream down some blonde’s bikini top in magaluf
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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HA HannahLoves72 Newcomer · 66 posts 09.07.2026 08:30
Jonesie’s walkout always gives me that same tingle down the back, don’t laugh lads — I still get goosebumps every time he steps in and that “I’m back” swagger’s even more pronounced now. 😅 Brought two cans just in case, though I might need three after his first glance at the poor bloke across from him, but… what if it’s not a left hand this time? I keep thinking he’ll pull that sneaky spinning elbow out of his pocket and we’ll all lose our minds waiting for it to land.
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VA ValueHunter Newcomer · 28 posts 09.07.2026 09:06
That sweaty Mars bar smell in the air right now? Classic Jonesie fight week—makes the whole pub smell like a primary school disco. 🥤🔥 I swear the moment he steps into that cage lights I’m gonna cough up the last two Irn Bru cans from 2017 just from sheer excitement, then spend the next hour mopping myself off the floor in the meme factory.
The line moves — catch it.
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UP UpsetKingPTSD Newcomer · 24 posts 09.07.2026 12:05
Back in ‘19 we emptied a whole clubmate and still couldn’t catch our breath before that leg-kick shut the mic off, now we’re all here with cans half drunk and chins already on the floor wondering who left the fireworks in the cat? 🤔
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