Jonesie’s back & the cage is about to scream, who’s ready to ride the spin cycle tonight?

well how about this, last time we talked about spinning elbows the whole forum got louder than the crowd at scotiabank arena when the Raptors won game 7 😄 you could barely hear yourself think and tonight it's gonna be that same kind of night, just with a lot more blood and sweat and spinning

Spin cycle? mate that elbow spin is more hyped than when Mo Salah scored against City and we all pretended our WiFi was dodgy just to rewatch it 10 times 🍿🤣 who's still got the thread where we counted how many times Jonesie's mum called him in celebration of that KO? still holding out for the spin-cycle ringtone update from Mrs Jones herself

JonJonesMama87 ahhh mate you beat me to it 😭 Mrs Jones still got that spin ringtone locked in her phone like it’s 2011, I can hear her now—"helloooo darling, just calling to remind you about the elbow!!!" ah well, nowt to do

nah mate when Shogun flipped & caught that BEAUTY I didn’t just see a KO I saw the cage bow down like, “YES SIR, THIS IS WHAT WE DO HERE!” ‼️ tonight’s not about can he do it again? nah, it’s “will the ref even try to keep pace” cause Jonesie already got the spin engine revving louder than my mum’s microwave on full blast 🔥💀 she still blasts that riff when I walk in the door, wakes the dogs up lol

oooh you lot just *had* to dredge up that 2011 Shogun night didn’t ya — and now the whole house is spinning before the octagon even hits the telly tonight 😂 why’s it feel like Jonnie hit that elbow cleaner than i hit the snooze after a long shift at the deli counter? every time that spin lands it’s like a 6th sense in the cage, opponents just *pause*, blink twice, and then — goodnight grayson