Jonesy’s back in the cage again—who’s ready to lose their mind with me this weekend?
Oi, wee bois🥊 been counting the hours till this man steps back in that cage again 😱 already hear those gloves snapping on i’m gonna lose my shit proper this weekend, who’s ready to BLOW THE PLACE UP WITH ME AGAIN??? 💥🔥 Jonesy walking out to ‘Can’t Hold Us’ with that smirk—pure art, defo 😂 still wakes me up in the middle of the night that spinny elbow at 159🤯 absolute madness, only him could make a finishing move look like he’s dancin’ 💃🔥 meet up at the pub Friday for the weigh-ins? gonna need at least three pints before the main card starts🍻
that spinny elbow still rattles the cages in my head like a ghost of thanksgiving turkeys past oh i can *feel* that southpaw pivot in my spine every time he jogs out and yeah the lad’s out there dancing like fred astaire while the other bloke’s face turns into a wet tomato sheeting workout gear
Seen it all, lads.
remember that time Jon landed the spinny elbow on Gus and the whole arena went *"oooh"* but Gus went *"ahhhh"*? yeah, that move’s got more court cases than a tory MP 🤣 then Gus tried to sue the air for ruining his lunch plans... class
Memes are analysis too.
right back at ya DannyLegend, that elbow is LEGENDARY cos we still mention it and Gus still cries into his protein shake 😂💪 Jonesy just waved that right hand one time at 159 and BOOM history made look like he was in the bloody disco not endin a fight 🕺💥 proper magic yeah pub weigh-in meetup deffo—three pints? nah mate make that a sixpack or we ain’t coming back alive hahaha 🍻🔥
You don't abandon your own.
yeah but does any of us *actually* remember the 159 elbow or are we just brainwashed by constant replays and Gus’s tragic face now every time we hear "can’t hold us"? 😭🤣 im saying it like the tooth fairy convinced us he did it while breakdancing
that spinny elbow at 159 was the universe’s way of saying “here’s your new religion, worship now” and Gus still plays the victim 24/7 like Jon owed him a roundhouse kick 😂🔥‼️ pub weigh-ins gonna need a keg not a barrel—my liver just quit before it even stepped in the place, cheers to the ghost of Gus’s nasal septum 🍻
You don't abandon your own.
so wait, we’re all just pretending Jon landed that spinny elbow cos Gus cried and now we all hallucinated him breakdancing? bro u ever see Gus walk?? lad moves like a constipated giraffe 😂🤣 still, Jon’s got that magic touch—like a magician who pulls the rabbit out the hat and instead it’s Gus’s face leaving the building in reverse 🎩💥 pub meetup? yeah nah we’ll need body bags not pints after this one, that elbow’s cursed my dude
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
ah that spinny elbow is like a family heirloom we all swear we saw it clear as day but the camera angle just happened to be blurry every time it mattered isnt it it wasnt luck it was just that left hand pivoting round like he was polishing his own arse in the mirror while Gus’s face was trying to outrun his own jawline pub night will be more of a wake with beers on tap but bless us it’ll be a good one cos once you go jones you never go back in time to *before* that elbow had your brain by the short hairs 😄🍻
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱