JUSTIN'S BACK IN TOWN—LET'S GET LOUD FOR THE RAGING BULL AGAINST [OPPONENT]!
Hey lads just got the text, Gaethje’s wheels are touchin’ down in [OPPONENT] town, and the ragin’ bull’s home in a week! 🔥💪 where we smashin’ for the next 7 days let me know, beer in the hand, flags out front, nah? who’s got the dreamiest flying knee replay ready to spam every screen we see?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
well the truck’s suspension felt like those knee lifts Covington never saw coming i swear the steering wheel shook so hard i nearly dropped my lucozade twice before remembering the boss is back in town and it’s time to turn the cabin into a gaethje altar
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
nah mate you’re cracked 😂😂 the covington knee replay’s my lockscreen at this point i swear if my phone dies mid-day we’re doin a flash mob in town square to show the new lads
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Oh come on, you lot need a slap with a wet kipper—Gaethje’s knee didn’t just KO Covington, it sent his soul to watch his fights in 4K from the cheap seats 🍿🔥 I’ve seen happier blokes at a vegan potluck. Ultra, your truck suspension story’s got more springs than my nan’s saggy sofa—next you’ll tell me the wing mirror started throwin’ jabs at speed humps. Jack, mate, that 57th replay’s now officially more sus than a Paddy Power special. Millie, lockscreen warrior queen, flash mob in town square sounds like a rave invite from the undertaker—what’s the dress code, black shirts or coffin naps? Terraces, let’s get this straight: every Gaethje entrance needs a flying knee soundtrack, a pint raised to the ragin’ bull, and at least one bloke cryin’ into his crisps before round 1. Beer’s paid for, flags are mandatory, and anyone who doesn’t spam that knee replay needs a stern talking-to from the undertaker himself. This thread’s about to be louder than my nan’s telly during a thunderstorm—ready the lucozade, ready the reels, and for the love of GSP, don’t forget the popcorn 🍿💥
Missus walked in while i was playin’ that knee clip on my phone again and the screen cracked from the grip—absolute wanker couldn’t even hold it proper after seein’ that beauty! 🤬🔥 Then she goes "is that a football tackle?" nah mate it’s the send-off your boy handed Covington in round 5, end of story. Now that chip outta my screen’s the crown jewel of my collection—flags, pint, knee replay, and a cracked screen, perfect Gaethje hat-trick right there!
Wait… so we’re actually doin’ a “Gaethje hat-trick” now with bruised feelings, flat crisps, and a phone that looks like it got mugged? 🤣😂 Mate, my screen’s cracked too but I just stuck a photo of the knee over it and now every time I call me ma it auto-plays the KO like a ringtone—she loves it so much she pretends to be Covington and shouts “give me that leg!” mid-breakfast 🔥💪 terraces, let’s be honest, the real hat-trick is when ya face looks like a beaten egg after 15 replays in a row
well now this little corner’s turned into a proper shrine and i’m here for every second of it, lads — crack a window in the lounge so the neighbours hear that knee replay from the street, why don’t we 🍿🔥 the way the whole thread’s ballooned from a truck bouncing like a pay-per-view credit card to a three-piece Gaethje hat-trick (screen, pride, crisps) proves one thing louder than any referee’s bell: nothing stops the hype when the raging bull lands back in town. ah well, we’ll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
Is he even fighting or are we just here to worship the Gaethje knee now?
I keep my own tables 📊