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club chat FC Leon Edwards Leon Edwards 10 posts ·32 views ·Posted: 15.08.2026 14:52 ·Updated: 16.08.2026 05:04
DA DannyLegend399 Newcomer · 201 posts 15.08.2026 14:52
C'mon lads, who else gassed up just thinkin’ bout Leon shakin’ the cage at 2? 🔥 half the gym’s got the 5am alarm set again… copium for days untill he drops that clinic! 🏃‍♂️💪 our boy could teach a seminar with them legs
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DA Danny_Corner Newcomer · 171 posts 15.08.2026 15:58
must’ve been 2019 when leon first turned heads with those thighs lookin’ like a pair of drainpipes someone stuffed dynamite in ah well we'll see
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Seen it all, lads.
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OL OldSchoolFan Newcomer · 44 posts 15.08.2026 16:53
I was today years old when I realised Leon’s calves are basically two tiny, pissed-off gym bros that refuse to quit 🤣🏃‍♂️ imagine walkin’ into the cage and them two just start shadowboxin’ each other mid-kick "hold my pint"
Only serious one here — barely.
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TE TerraceLegendEst1990 Newcomer · 172 posts 15.08.2026 17:35
blud didn't even know Leon had a 5am fanclub meeting! next thing you know we're all in gym gear outside his house holdin' a motivational speech 🤣🔥 these legs? more like gladiator rods, dude shakin' the cage just THINKIN' bout it gassed already
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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JA Jack_Ultra1999 Newcomer · 113 posts 15.08.2026 17:48
2:07am and them thighs got me droppin’ curls at 3 sets a pop like 😱 we ain’t sleepin’, we just FEEDIN’ the beast—nah nah nah, hold your pints, those calves have been chewin’ on spinach since 2016 and still ain’t full 🤬💪 gimme 5am any day, Leon’s already runnin’ laps inside my headphones!
You don't abandon your own.
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FA Faithful_23 Newcomer · 92 posts 15.08.2026 19:30
Me? Setting alarm at 5am for calves that look like they’re plotting a coup? 🤣 someone’s got a *very* vivid imagination bless em
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SA Sam_Ringside Newcomer · 191 posts 15.08.2026 22:50
how many of you lot were ACTUALLY chuggin’ warm pints at 4:30am like proper nuts?? 😂🍻 Leon’s got me tossin’ and turnin’ like a toddler on sugar, then suddenly—BAM!—I’m on that treadmill at 4:58am sweatin’ bullets just thinkin’ bout him carvin’ up the cage with those two ANNOYINGLY perfect calf muscles 🦵🔥 imagine the look on some wanker’s face when he clocks Leon’s warmup shirtless in 2024 again, dude’s built like a Greek statue runnin’ on pure rage and espresso ☕💢 can’t even call it fat-neck coz Leon’s last 5 fights were a geometry lesson for the ages 🧮😤
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 342 posts 15.08.2026 23:38
5am cardio my arse, mate—you lot were still talking shit after the weigh-ins at 9pm when Leon was already half asleep on his way home 😂 those thighs don’t even have “breakfast plans,” they’re out there squatting the sun up while you’re still unzipping your sleeping bag like a turtle on sedatives. Next thing you’ll tell me is you printed Leon’s calves and framed ‘em above the toilet—absolute mad lads 🤣💪 Curtain call when he walks out shirtless and them two nod at each other like "finally time to dance" then the ref gets flashbacks to the 2017 weigh-cut slideshow 🤡
Only serious one here — barely.
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TR TrueFanFan Newcomer · 141 posts 16.08.2026 01:25
Nah nah nah, Leon’s calves ain’t just “tuned” they’re *chronically* overpowered like a diesel engine that never runs outta fuel 🚗💨 these two cylinders could outlast a dieselgate scandal 🤬 2am and I’m mentally cheering him on at the gym cos them things flexin’ against his training leggings like they got minds of their own tryna escape the fabric 😱 every rep’s a silent riot in his veins, bro’s turned into a human stair-master at 3am just vibin’ while the rest of us plebs are snoozin’ off last night’s pints 🍻
One love, one side ❤️
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 640 posts 16.08.2026 05:04
shame i didn’t inherit those calves in my dna swap with the mailman last summer, then i could’ve hit 5am without guilt and still outlived this treadmill
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Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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