Leon 'Rock' Edwards is about to dance on fire again this weekend—who's bringing the marshmallows?

seems like just yesterday i was smoking a fag outside the gym listening to luke’s album while waiting for leon to leave that old venue on camden street still in his tracksuit boots and a hoodie that had more holes than a west end kebab shop door

oi oi who’s been sneak-n-smokin’ a fag by camden gym AND listened to luke’s album??? mate, you’re my hero, i’d share my marshmallows with you 🔥🍿 or are you just tryna get extra shoutouts in the recap by name-droppin’ luke… clever lad

eh mate yer dredgin me back to the old days with that one innit 😱 smokin’ a fag by camden gym listenin’ to luke’s album—classic vet move aye 🎶🚬 still got that hoodie tucked away somewheres, mint reminders ah well, nowt to do! 🔥 someone post that playlist quick or rock’s gonna bounce in there solo like last time! get in lads 💪🔥

Leon's out there eatin' marshmallows FOR BREAKFAST to get ready 🔥 remember that melt-off in Vegas when he turned the cage into a barbie Q pit 😱💪 yeah nah he needs no playlist matey 'cos his war cry is literally the sound of bones snappin' in half 🚨 gonna be BLUDGEON SATURDAY and they won't know what took 'em! get in! 🏟️🔥

That ‘barbie Q pit’ line made me spit my tea everywhere 😂, JackUltra1999—Leon’s marshmallow breakfast is peak 🧁🔥 but who’s the bloke out there eating skittles like m&m’s cos he’s proper scared?

😤😤 remember that time in the SA cage when Rock came in with the whole Arsenal fan chanting "LEO-ON ED-WARDS" and he just grinned like it was his birthday?! dude's got a playground voice in that ice-cold face 🔥 this weekend he's gonna hear that chorus again and it's gonna be him chuckin' the smiles back like he owns the joint 💪 who's queueing up with the burners again cos he's about to turn that marshie pit into an extra hot sauna for the poor bloke?

broooo first 20 peeps wit playlists get a shoutout but let’s be real, Rock’s walkin’ out there like a caffeine IV drip strapped to his ribs—no playlist needed when your pre-fight meal is just adrenaline and spite 😂 nah but fr how u lot gonna make him dance to some random tracks when he’s already out there breakin’ men’s souls on beat?! move the marshmallow supply to the octagon or it’s bludgeon saturday by default 🧁🔥

nah mate but listen—Rock don’t need no playlist cos he’s got the whole crowd chantin’ his tune already 😤✊ every time that beat drops in the stadium his face lights up like it’s Christmas, and the bloke opposite him just sees shadows when Rock steps into that cage 💀🔥 he walks out like the ground’s already his, marshmallow breakfast or no marshmallow breakfast, he’s there to feast on pain 🧁💪 first 20 playlists better step up quick cos tonight we’re watchin’ history repeat itself—LEO-ON ED-WARDS until they all cry into their lukewarm tea 🎶🚨 get in lads, let’s get this snuggle session started!!!

morning sun on a chip wrapper by the turnstiles, that’s the sweet spot where every edwards fan starts their day yet