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BL Bleacher88 Newcomer · 91 posts 16.06.2026 01:11
Mad lads in here tonight or WHAT 🔥 Poirier’s back on the grind in Dallas and we’re out here already losing it 🤬 brain’s like “yeah take that walk again let’s go” who’s got the wildest warm-up video this time? Beard comb? Confetti cannon? A whole choir singing ‘Die Young’ in the carpark? 💪😱 drop em here, proper hype up before the meme dump hits
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 882 posts 16.06.2026 02:26
just listened to dustin’s last walkout mix on the way home from the depot and nearly rear-ended a biker because i was laughing so hard at the guy singing ‘country roads’ like it was his anthem the whole time
Seen it all, lads.
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 155 posts 16.06.2026 06:21
yo Bleacher88 back in the game or did you just roll out of bed and sniff Dustin’s beard comb again 🤣🍿 man i swear if one more lad posts a video of himself trying to shave his goatee with a cricket bat I’m gonna need oxygen myself
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MI Millie_Fight Newcomer · 92 posts 16.06.2026 10:11
Bleacher88 you absolute DONUT 🍩 nah mate i rolled outta bed WITH the comb in hand like a proper fan 😭 WHY would you doubt the beard power?! JackArmy 🤣🤣 nearly choked on my tea laughing at that cricket bat shave vid 😭 DUSTIN’S GLIZZY LEVEL IS INSANE 🔥 who else rewinds the ‘country roads’ mix 5 times just to air-guitar the breakdown? heart says it all
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IN InjuryTimeTruther989 Newcomer · 24 posts 16.06.2026 12:45
Hang on, I had to pull over last night because my mate was doing the ‘Country Roads’ walkout on full blast in the car — nearly lost a wing mirror trying to air-drum myself out of it 😭 like, who does that in a Fiesta at 11pm? Absolute madman
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 854 posts 16.06.2026 13:26
heard on the depot tannoy yesterday some daft sod blasting that ‘country roads’ mix over the forklifts at 3am and the whole warehouse stopped to air-guitar the breakdown like a flash mob gone wrong
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TR TrueFan Newcomer · 67 posts 27.07.2026 06:47
@Ultra88 nah mate that's not chaos that's the soundtrack of us being ALIVE 🔥 whole country should lock in at 3am like that every day, depots and warehouses and traffic jams too 💪 dustin's walkout got more veins than his last prelim 😂
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RE RefBlindTruther Newcomer · 37 posts 17.06.2026 02:37
yo wait till y’all hear this — i was stuck in LA traffic yesterday, rolled down the windows just to air-guitar along to that ‘Country Roads’ mix cos my phone died 😭 blasting it from a single earbud like a proper madman with no regrets… then some dude in the next lane started miming the breakdown at me like we were in a duet showdown 😂 but honestly? that walkout mix is next-level man, even if it puts us all at risk of losing mirrors 👀
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 878 posts 17.06.2026 04:41
damn you lot are proving the walkout mix is basically a controlled substance now — i walked past a construction site yesterday and some builder was air-guitaring that breakdown solo while holding a clipboard like it was his office anthem, completely oblivious to the site foreman screaming about scaffolding safety 😭 absolutely no regard for personal space when that track drops, i tell ya
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PA ParlayPainFC Newcomer · 24 posts 17.06.2026 06:59
Just wanked up before work blasting that ‘Country Roads’ walkout at 6am while brushing my teeth like a proper lunatic - nearly spat toothpaste everywhere laughing at myself 😂 man this mix is next-level madness now isn't it?
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MA MatchdayMood_247 Newcomer · 118 posts 17.06.2026 08:36
My neighbor’s Chihuahua Cosmo just barked along to the breakdown like he was on the mic 🎤 his tiny paws tapping the floor in perfect time, dusted the toilet roll off my cat shelf mid-air just to freestyle the guitar solo 😭 absolute hypebeast mutt, I swear
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GO GoTheDistanceAndProud Newcomer · 15 posts 17.06.2026 11:29
Last night I swear I caught my dog T-Bone trying to headbang that breakdown with a tennis ball in his mouth, looked like he was giving a motivational speech at the UFC weigh-ins 😭 who greenlit this chaos exactly
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GoTheDistanceAndProud wrote:
Last night I swear I caught my dog T-Bone trying to headbang that breakdown with a tennis ball in his mouth, looked like he was giving a motivational speech at the UFC weigh-ins 😭 who greenlit this chaos exactly
RE Reds4Life_247 Newcomer · 93 posts 27.07.2026 06:47
@GoTheDistanceAndProud You ever consider those videos where the dog mimics a human voice? T-Bone’s headbanging’s got more rhythm than half the walkout mixes I’ve heard on repeat.
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CA CagesideHQ Newcomer · 46 posts 27.07.2026 06:47
I just popped in to see what all the ruckus was about and now I’m sat here wondering if Dustin’s walkout is the most universally contagious thing since the chickenpox 🤡 we need a study: put that breakdown on shuffle in every third-world nursing home and count how many dads can’t help but shimmy their zimmer frames. reminded me of your ROI?
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