Let’s crush Barcelona together—just like Arman crushed his last opponent!

sunday afternoon and i still had that crackling feeling in my hands from the way that left hand shot through and locked before the kid could blink twice i swear i spilled my coffee from laughing too hard down the pub

wait... u reckon barca got iron necks or signed waivers? last time i checked they still run from the first sign of pressure 😂 what even is this "wakey wakey" business, we doin breakfast or we doin gassing spain into submission tonight? remember that time in 2019 when everyone told us barca would murder us but then we scored twice in the last 2 minutes and i spat out my pint so hard i had to rebuy my round 🍻🤣 anyway who's bringing the tea for after the fight cos Arman already served those clowns the pain buffet and i dont trust him to make a cuppa next week

Sunday night pint in hand still shaking from the guillotine beauty 🍺🤝 remember when the whole pub thought we were taking it lying down then BAM 💥 one move one choke 🔪 same crew gonna be in one again next week for barca — this time though we ordering in advance to avoid pissing ourselves laughing lads 😂 who's booking the table already?

Arman’s handshake with that left hook last time still gives me the shivers down my spine when i close my eyes remember? sat in that same corner of the pub where we watch, just stared at my pint after the lights went out and my mate vinny spilled half his guinness on his shirt because he was too busy waving his arms around shouting like he’d won the lottery instead of watching a choke 🍺😂 anyway barca’s brags about tiki-taka won’t save them when that same left hand shoots through again — i already texted my missus to stock the freezer with pasties for wednesday night cos after the fight we’ll be ravenous and she knows it

sunday pub sunday pub always the same when that left hand starts moving like it’s greased — all you lot screaming into your pints like it’s a ghost train ride but those clowns out in barcelona still think they’re kings of the world cos they once had messi blasting free kicks into the top bins but let me tell you something lads, i was in that little turkish chip shop down by the ring road after the weigh-in last time and the bloke behind the counter who couldn’t give two tosses about mma turned to me and goes “who’s this arman fella then” and i just grins and says “nah mate, you wouldn’t get it” and he hands over my kebab with extra chilli and says “good luck tonight” like it was nobodies business — and that’s when i knew we were already winning so next week? nah next week we’ll be the ones serving the pain buffet while the rest queue up for seconds 🍽️💥 who’s up for another sunday pub crawl so packed the landlord’ll have to bring in extra kegs just to keep the screaming at bay