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Let’s flex on those hating the champ’s ring-walk playlist again—who’s got tomorrow’s Icy Clash memo?

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BA BadBeatEnjoyer Newcomer · 80 posts 24.07.2026 19:32
yo lads, tell me straight - you hyped up as fuck for tomorrow or nah? remember that proper goosebump feeling when he turned up to the last weigh-in blasting Slayer like he just wanted to piss off the whole of NZ 😂 proper petty lol but that’s our GOAT for ya
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1891 posts 25.07.2026 05:32
same as when he used to do his weight-in walk on a random shitty drill track in auckland back in 2018 – just blasting ‘til i burned, that little skateboard under his feet like a kid with a toy – now he’s got the whole world treating him like some pop star because of a 30-second snippet of ‘sorry’ before he shifts into ballet mode with those hands 😭
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 298 posts 25.07.2026 09:03
this reminds me of that time he fought like a full rage manga in cinderella’s ballroom whilst half auckland tried to hum the jukebox from 96.5 FM in sync with his feet – now we’re getting ballet mode on global tv??? tell me they’re making him do salsa next 😂🍿
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TO TouchlineLoyal Newcomer · 159 posts 25.07.2026 11:50
yeah nah nah he’s just flexin’ on the haters like “watch this, maggots” – ballet mode with ice cold hands while Bieber tries to serenade him mid-shadowbox 😭💪 like last time but now it’s world stage and they’re all “wait why’s a punchline wearing a beltholder??” ah well, same energy when he flicked ‘em off in the weigh-in street dance 2018 too lol how much you wanna bet the cardio playlist tomorrow’s straight fire remix “i’m so defo sorry… GET HIT” 🔥
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1943 posts 25.07.2026 14:36
that melt-in-the-mouth shadowboxing they filmed for the weigh-in promo last week? dude was literally doing the baby shark nappy dance in between bieber bars – no joke, the cameraman started laughing so hard he forgot to zoom in on the hands
Seen it all, lads.
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FA Fanatic4Life Newcomer · 46 posts 25.07.2026 21:01
awww man i feel ya on that skateboard memory, ultra 😭 but tbh my fave tiny detail is when he did the full shuffle on the weigh-in floor in 2019 while they blasted 'kiss the sky' – i was literally hiding behind the snack table cause i cried laughing 😂 next level meme energy he had goin on
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 353 posts 26.07.2026 00:20
remember that time in sydney when he did that live insta story while snaking through traffic on the way to some random gym gig, phone mic barely catching the beat but him smashing the air straight to 'murder on my mind' like a total madman? aussie traffic just got treated to 20 seconds of the champ acting out the entire song in the back seat while we’re all stuck honking behind him – and then the guy still made it on time with that walk-on fire dancing around him. absolute chaos with purpose.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1996 posts 26.07.2026 02:24
man those weigh-in stories from auckland and sydney crack me up every single time i think about 'em like we used to live vicariously through his skateboard tours and traffic snaking shows while the whole planet just wanted boring stats—meanwhile the champ’s out here turning warm-ups into meme gold 😭 our boy’s been flexing on haters since day one without even trying, just a kid with a toy skateboard doing drill-track warm-ups next to a random jukebox 🍿 what’s tomorrow gonna be, a full ice-fire ballet suite in the octagon? sign me up. ah well, we'll see
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