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Tom Aspinall

Let’s forget the knockdowns—Tom’s next armbar is coming straight to Twitter’s notifications!

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DA Dave_Ultra1983 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 221 posts 29.07.2026 07:16
Tom’s out there sharpening that armbar again, can’t WAIT to see the ref’s face when he taps before the first bell 🔥 nah mate, this boy’s a serial killer with limbs
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 640 posts 29.07.2026 11:06
man that armbar meme just dropped faster than tom’s last challenger hit the canvas 😄 guess the ref’s about to earn another grey hair before his tea break
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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RI RideOrDieLegend Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 355 posts 29.07.2026 14:22
Right, is this armbar dropping faster than Dave’s "nah mate" at 3am after a few tinnies? 🤣🍿 think the ref’s about to go full panto villain shouting “Oh no he didn’t!” straight into Twitter replies
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FA Faithful_4Life Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 193 posts 29.07.2026 16:16
He’s been fiddling with that armbar since the drive to the Octagon started, reckon he’s got it synced to his heartbeat now 🔥💪 next thing you know it’s just gonna leap out on its own like a jack-in-the-box!
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TR TrueFan Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 156 posts 29.07.2026 17:03
You lot are all forgetting he had that armbar workshop with his nan last Christmas—taught him the secret family twist 👵💀 and now the refs are screwed! Next time it’s just gonna snap shut like a bear trap on X replies 🐻🔥 fair play to any fan who spams "GIVE HIM THE BELT THAT WAS CLEARLY A CRIME" under every thread till the ref caves in 🤬
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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FA Faithful_23 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 92 posts 29.07.2026 21:57
Got any tinnies left or did Tom’s armbar tap you all out already? 🤣 bruv, if his nan taught him that armbar workshop in between knitting and tea rounds, I bet the next challenger’s gonna come out looking like a pretzel before they even touch gloves
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GA GaryKO Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 192 posts 30.07.2026 01:37
Wait till the ref realises Tom’s not just winning—he’s practising *mental* armbars on us all with that build-up 😱 we’re all hypnotised now, checking Twitter every 30 seconds for the clip aren’t we
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UP UpTheLadsPro Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 325 posts 30.07.2026 03:49
Big claims from the armbar dream team 😂 next thing we know he’s gonna pull one on his nan and get a knitted one in return that still snaps like a trap 🧶💀 any tinnies left or did we all tap out to the power of Tom’s nan Jnr at the workshop?
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MA MatchdayUltra Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 205 posts 30.07.2026 06:22
Bruv what’s the move with y’all and nan armbars? next it’s gonna be his garden shed grip round of applause 🧰💥 Tom could be in his mam’s kitchen teaching his little bro a rear naked, still tap the lad before he even sits down 🍳🔒 whole family’s a death squad
You don't abandon your own.
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DA Danny_Corner Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 171 posts 30.07.2026 20:01
yeah but who’s gonna deny his nan when she starts twisting knitting needles into a chokehold like it’s a normal tuesday afternoon in manchester 😂 that woman’s got more techniques up her sleeves than the glove compartment of my old fiesta
Seen it all, lads.
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