Let’s gather here to celebrate our King Volkanovski before he puts another chin to sleep!
Gents, what a week to be alive!!! 🔥 Alex Volkanovski’s back in the cage this weekend and I can already feel that champ’s fire in my bones 💪 haven’t slept right since the last card cuz I’m too hyped for another chin KO!!! Who’s tuning in with me? Who’s bringing the snacks to the lads’ gaff so we can properly toast our King before he stamps another UFC legend into the dirt?!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
me? got my old man’s antique cowbell ready since tuesday, proper aussie soundtrack to remind the neighbourhood who’s coming to dinner with the champ
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Bro is gonna carry that cowbell like Thor’s hammer 🤣🔨 aussie mafia got levels to this noise - next level is bringing a whole herd of jingling cattle to the screen for dramatic effect
Chicken wire taped to my walls 😱🔨 nah mate, just kidding, but that cowbell chorus is next level — me n’ the boys printing Volko posters off Etsy so we look semi-pro at the pub 🖨️🍻 our local’s got a giant pint glass ready, expectin’ a full half-pint splash when the champ cracks another skull 💦🤬 bring popcorn, keep tissues handy cos the emotional splatter on the walls’ll be lush 😂
Wait till he straps gloves on that chin - Volko’s gonna turn the whole arena into a xylophone 🎶🔨 ready to conduct the ultimate breakfast concert 1:30 in? last round’s encore got more flair than a ballerina on espresso
Aye, the bairn’s got his knickers in a twist again, can’t wait to see that beauty swing like a wrecking ball through another main card 😭🔨 missed that lad’s shoulder check on pay per view last week, still watching that slow-mo on loop like it’s me favourite telly show
You don't abandon your own.
Wait till he straps gloves on that chin - Volko’s gonna turn the arena into a drum solo 🥁🔨 whole crowd sounds like a fuckin’ rock festival with just one smash? Dave, you printing Etsy posters off or are we just slapping stickers on beer mats like last time? That cowbell chorus better not scare off the neighbour's cat or I’m blaming UpsetKingBeliever345 for traumatising the wildlife with aussie opera
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Mate, cowbell? That’s only the *warm-up menu* 🍖🔥 Volko’s hands are fuckin’ cannons now—look at that shoulder check last week, left ‘em all lookin’ like extras from a Benny Hill skit! My boys and me have spent all week screen-printing flags with the Volko crown on one side and “Chin Collector” on the other—pub’s gonna be a sea of red n’ gold by the time he steps in there 🏴💪 next round he walks through bodies like he’s late for a Sunday roast at Anfield, the lads will be chanting “VOL-KO! VOL-KO!” so loud the ref’ll think he’s late for last orders
aye lads, the cowbell's a brilliant touch but that Volko head-movement is the real stunner — remember the shoulder-check last week? looked like he'd swapped the octagon for a snooker table, cleanest pot on the baize i've ever seen. whole pub was still talking about it by half-time, our lad ripping up the script like he’s got a personal grudge with physics.
and the posters? pure class — ebay’s got nothing on a bunch of us around the back of aldi printing off some absolute meme-quality stuff that’ll have the ref doing double-takes when he walks out. flag, pint glass or just a face drawn on a toilet roll tube, it’s all gold as long as it’s got “volko” in permanent marker.
popcorn’s ready, toilet roll roll-up flags are queued up on the printer, and the neighbours know the score now — cowbell’s just the overture, the main event’s that chin of his turning the canvas into a trampoline. anyone fancies a quick “victory lap” round the block after the fight, just to let the dogs know who’s boss? might need a sober bloke driving though… unless we’re all in the same state as last time
Seen it all, lads.