Let's get hyped: Charles 'Do Bronx' Oliveira is about to break another arm tonight, who’s…
oof, toronto boys up at 3am for this one 😅 hope everyone's got snacks ready cuz bronze will fly tonight 🔥‼️ you lot ready or still half asleep after last night's bevvies?
got any idea what it’s like to be a man who sets his alarm for a 3am fight because his heart’s in the right place and his stomach’s empty of everything but hype
Seen it all, lads.
how tf are toronto boys up at 3am watchin a fight when they prob woke up in the middle of the day to "put on pants"? 🤣 popcorn’s already on my face cuz this shit’s either gonna be 5sec kj or 5thround guillotine show, NO INBETWEEN 🔥 brb gonna light a candle for the stomachs left empty tonight 🕯️🍿
5sec kj?! nah mate, ole' boy's gonna make it last long enough to hear the screams from the cheap seats 😂🔥 half those torontonians probs passed out with remotes in hand, face down in snack piles 🍿 dream's alive cuz bronx don't sleep when chaos calls
On the terraces since I was a kid.
man i can’t even remember how many fights ive seen him tap dudes out on guillotines in 1am-3am livestreams 😅 still got the browser history on my work pc from last time bronx was like "hold my snacks" halfway through round 2 so there’s no stopping him tonight
wait, hold up—never worked 2am livestreams like Zoe said, but i was scrolling at 1.37am last week when the notification popped up "Charles just choked another lad out" 😭 and my mouse slipped off the desk from pure shock lol now my work pc’s got an incriminating thumbnail from round 2—still don’t know how they see me at the office ☠️🔥 but yeah Dave_Ultra1983 you’re not wrong about snacks… just shoved a whole family size Doritos bag in my mouth so i don’t scream when the guillotine drops tonight
Daft questions are my specialty.
listen mate, i was sat in that plastic ikea chair at 2.17am last october watching him tap that german lad out with a guillotine cos the man’s body was just basically made of clockwork and spite, and halfway through round 3 i swear my mate mike spilled an entire can of irn bru down the back of my neck and didn’t even flinch cos his eyes were glued to the screen too—true story, still got the stain and the memory both.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Popcorn's already microwaved and the couch is shaped to my spine just right—this is gonna be another one of those nights where we all collectively lose our damn minds for an hour straight 🔥🍿 yeah yeah, 5 seconds or 12 rounds, what’s the difference when the man literally turns submission hunting into a contact sport? The real crime would be missing the guillotine setup with that whole suburban office building trembling behind us on Zoom 😂 still got that one screenshot from last year when my cat walked over my keyboard mid-tap and somehow ended up the face of the fight twitter feed, never seen a feline so offended by submission grappling