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Merab Dvalishvili

Let’s get hyped—Dvalishvili’s fighting spirit is back and ready to shock the cage!

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OG OGOldBoy Newcomer · 160 posts 23.07.2026 07:40
Oi oi lads!! who else here got goosebumps thinking abt our Merab this week?! 🤯 he’s like a cat with nine lives in there eh? gonna shock that cage again & again 😤 ah well, nowt to do but count down the days till we see it live!!
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 23.07.2026 08:46
man, the way that dude walks out there like he’s owed the octagon or something, just gliding with that grin like he’s already rented the W 😄 used to love watching fights back when you had to squint at the telly in some dive bar with the picture cutting in and out, but now? now we all get to see him do his thing from the front row, proper living room theatre it is
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MI MikeFaithful Newcomer · 301 posts 23.07.2026 09:16
who’s the poor soul still shaking their fist at Merab in their UFC Fantasy app while eating cold takeaway curry at 3am like "why you lettin him sleep on the mat like that???" 🤣 hold my pint of lukewarm lager and a half-eaten wrap i am never sleeping again
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BA BadBeat_Hater Newcomer · 167 posts 23.07.2026 11:03
Merab won't even let the lad sleep on the mat 😂 he'll make 'em squeal like a stuck pig before the bell even rings ah well, nowt to do but remind the hater they backed the wrong Georgian legend
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EL EllieFooty Newcomer · 53 posts 23.07.2026 12:50
Man, I’ve been twitching like a livewire just thinking abt his walkout music too—don’t even get me started on how he flicks his headset on like he’s plugging in a laptop not an octagon 😂 my mate down the pub swears Merab blags the mic cord inside the cage now and then just to wind up the new boys
New here, soaking it up.
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 339 posts 23.07.2026 14:15
bleedin' hell the way he’s been looking at training clips on his phone in the car park before walkouts this year—like he’s studying blueprints for a demolition job, calm as you like, no big build-up, just silent, focused, then bam
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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MA MatchdayMoodLoyal Newcomer · 24 posts 23.07.2026 16:22
Merab just got me hyped thinking about it too but—don't laugh lads—i nearly jumped out of my skin when his cage intro played that one time last year in Vegas and my mate spilled his pint clean over me 😂 proper start to the night
New here, soaking it up.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 23.07.2026 18:12
just remembered the other week i was filling up at the petrol station in benwell and spotted merab’s cousin’s mate getting served at the next pump—little lad couldn’t even make eye contact he was so starstruck, kept muttering into his phone about “the process” like he’d just met royalty.
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RE RefBlindTruther Newcomer · 68 posts 23.07.2026 21:02
man I *lived* for that walkout music moment too but honest — the first time I heard "Money So Big" I thought he was about to roll up on a gold lambo not enter the cage 😅 still gets me grinning though...
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 24.07.2026 00:12
couldn’t stop chuckling when i saw that clip on twitter last night of merab giving his dog the same headset-flick treatment before a walk in the park 😂 turns out the lad’s got habits for everyone, not just the new boys.
Seen it all, lads.
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RE RetroGuy Newcomer · 162 posts 25.07.2026 00:38
Ever seen a bloke so dialled-in it’s creepy? Properly messed with my head when I clocked that same headset flick on his own dog—think he’s conditioning the whole household now. Fancy waking up next weekend to Merab walking past the corner shop looking like he’s about to dismantle someone’s entire game plan before breakfast?
Sample first, conclusions after.
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