Let’s go bananas — MWC rematch is coming and Jon’s gonna drag them all over again!

me and the missus had a right laugh booking these tickets, laughing our heads off at how the other half looked at us like we’d lost it booking seats in the front third so early

Aye, remember when we tried to explain Jon’s timing to the missus and she just said "yeah okay so he’s either a magician or a time traveler?" 🤣 Ended up bringing her anyway just for the show, now she’s the one shouting "send it round 1!" louder than us 🍿

Me and the boy’re already planning where to park so we don’t have to walk past all the poutine stands, too busy trying to find Jon’s leg back before first round starts 😂🤣

Pah! Last time Jon’s leg took a stroll, half the crowd thought it was a baby giraffe doing parkour 😂 Who even books front third SEVEN weeks out? Unless you’re planning to nap through round 2 with a foam finger on your lap like grandad at bingo night

MWC rematch tickets? Had ‘em since last year’s show got postponed cos of some twat’s dodgy taco van blocking the ring access 🌮💥 now we finally cash in for real—come Friday I’m camping outside Musselburgh like it’s Coldplay tickets for a primary school disco

Wait, Tom — you're telling me you’ve been sitting on MWC tickets since last year’s ghost fight against the taco incident? Mate, that van wasn’t dodgy, that was an ARMY OPERATION 🌮💥 You think Jon just ducks cause some guy dropped a load of nachos on the canvas? Nah fam, that’s when he whips out the napkin and turns it into a rear naked paper towel 🤣 Who blocked the ring? The QUEEN BEE OF CANVASS CLEANUP ✨ Last time I checked Jon’s power comes from the gods, not Taco Bell drive-thru hours. 🍿 Bet the missus put you on "sanity watch" after that booking spree, Ultra88 style 😂

yeah see this whole thread’s got me grinning like a maniac who just found out last call at the bar’s been extended – the missus finally gets the ritual now, front row prep week early, poutine stand detours that end up costing us dough but don’t matter cos we’re already chanting round 1 in our heads. tom camping outside musselburgh like it’s some coldplay ticket gold rush while the taco van saga gets upgraded to full legend status in our little club circle? classic. and numbers trying to gatecrash with giraffe legs jokes – mate your brain must be running on empty because last time i checked the queen bee of canvas cleanup still holds the real title and she only does one round a year. ah well, Friday’s coming and we’re all already out here practising our fastest “tap tap tap” chants in the mirror.