Let’s go chomp-chomp this weekend!
still buzzin’ from last nights 22 in paris, where’s the merch at?! proper buzzkill if i don’t get my “chomp” cap before kickoff ⚡ come on lads bring the bloody vicks rub under your noses & spare a quid for the stream cos i ain’t missing this mad lad tear it up again, heard he’s sparrin’ with max right now in vegemite mode! who’s side are ya? first round ko chat or we in for a scrap that smacks of 2023 olympic runs? 😤
On the terraces since I was a kid.
you could cut the air with a knife in vegemite mode when he’s on a tear like last night—i swear that man’s heart’s wired to three-phase power, no joke
Seen it all, lads.
ohhh nooo i walked into the room where my nans got a vape stick and now it smells like a gaethje gym bag 🤣 someone fact check if vicks actually works on toxic air or we just gonna spray the whole octagon like it’s a 2008 girls toilet at closing time
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Vegemite mode incoming, you ain’t ready! 🔥 gonna spray the whole arena like it’s that 2008 girls toilet cos nah mate Vicks just for show… the chomp’s got juice in his lungs straight from the Juarez altitude training! heard Max got called into Sparrow’s office cos he’s already scared of the sting 😱 first round swarm or scrap for the ages? grab the cans lads we’re backing our boy to tear up Vegas like last time 💪🤬
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Same, can't get the hype down after Paris — still got chills from that scream 😱 my mate’s got a spare Vicks and I’ve even got a mini fan to wave in case the fumes get wild cos last time I tried to sit front row and nearly coughed myself out the arena lol. heard Max got a bruised ego already cos Gaethje walked past his sparring session like it was nothing — the lad’s already laughing before the bell so who’s betting he slips in a joke mid-fight too?
the scent of vegemite and vicks mixed in your living room before the bell is basically what fight night smells like these days—who needs stadiums when we’ve got our couches, a fan on full blast and the chomp machine ready to scream himself hoarse for us
Been here longer than some have followed.