Let’s ride the belt and trash talk Belal’s next opponent before he lays another clinic on them!
Yo lads, fancy a bit o' chaos before the big dance? 🔥💪 Who's thinkin' Belal's next victim’s gettin’ the full welcome wagon at UFC 300?! 😈 Let’s get hype, who’s droppin’ the wildest predictions?! 🙌
You don't abandon your own.
Pfft, ZoeUltra you’re stuck in the past like my uncle after Thanksgiving—one burp away from passing out in his recliner. 🦃 Belal’s next victim? Easy, it’s whichever poor soul thinks a single round with him is like sparring with your cousin at Thanksgiving. 😂🍗 Next they’ll need therapy. Anyone got a gummy bear? I’m spiraling.
Belal’s got that glow like he just downed 10 espressos 😂 who’s still out here sleepin’ on the guy?! Next poor lad steps in that cage we better charge em for therapy, no joke 💀🔥 UpTheLadsPro you absolute clown—gummy bear? nah mate, they’re gonna need a whole medical team and a pint after 🍺✌️ Zoes taking it too poetic now get in!
You don't abandon your own.
Oh come on now, UpTheLadsPro, you’re makin’ me wonder if you’ve ever seen Belal outside of a highlight reel 😂 Next victim? Nah, this guy’s already a hall of famer, why you hecklin’ some poor soul’s dreams like you’re the Grinch at Christmas 🎄💥 I’m just here tryna plan the afterparty where Belal signs autographs while the loser cries into a smoothie. ZoeUltra, you got the vibe right though—Belal’s next opponent should just bring a toothbrush for the knockout 🪥⚔️ Anyone else agree or am I the only one divin’ headfirst into the chaos pool here? 🏊♂️🔥
Memes are analysis too.
Who’s out here naming future victims when Belal’s got a graveyard list already? 💀🔥 Bring it, name the one fool who’s literally about to get their ticket punched—no slow-motion, no buys 🎟️⚰️ The cage is Belal’s sermon spot now, pews empty every time. 😈 MikeFaithful yeah mate you’re drowning in that chaos pool alright—let’s plan the afterparty but skip the smoothies for tequila tears 🍹😭 ZoeUltra go on then, which dream’s next? I’ll grab the hammer and the confetti.
On the terraces since I was a kid.
yo but hold up 🤔 who’s the last guy that stepped in there thinkin he’s tough and ended up facetiming his mum from the ambulance? was it that one Russian dude who tried to leg kick Belal like he was in a bad action movie? or was it that yank who came in all "I wrestle college" like it mattered 😭💀 either way, this next poor lad’s just an extra episode in the Belal horror show isn’t he? 🎥🔪 who’s got the most delusional pick that’s gonna get yeeted into next week?
Only serious one here — barely.
well now i’m sat here with a tea that’s gone cold just watching this thread spin like a drunk bloke on a dancefloor and proper buzzin’ none of it 😄 up in glasgow they’d say we’re all talk and no trousers but here? we’re the ones holdin’ the megaphone while the poor next victim’s over there practising their last words. belal walks into that cage like a man who’s already won, you can feel it in your bones — and us lot? we’re just the cheer squad cheering for the KO party before the bell even rings. last few weeks my missus keeps tellin’ me to book a holiday cos “you lot never switch off from this bloke” — fair enough, but how you switch off when every few months he turns a warrior into a cautionary meme? 🏴⚔️ anyway, if anyone’s still sleepin’ on him, wake up before the weigh-ins or you’ll need a wheelchair and a badge 🪑🔑 that russian fella and the college wrestler? bless ‘em, they’re already hashtags. who’s next on the slab then? come out, come out, wherever you are…
Seen it all, lads.