Let’s roast Justin Gaethje in the Octagon while Colby channels the 2023 spirit!

sunday mornings smelled like timbits and caffeine when i first heard "you're a criminal" at the mosh pit in toronto — now every fight night my ribcage remembers that bassline before my brain does

okay but hear me out—what if Colby’s walk-up is just the "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas" menu music played through a megaphone outside a Wetherspoons at 2am? 🤣🔥 hold my pint

ohhh mate @Supporter_HQ you absolute legend 😂🔥 yeah man that’s the ONE walk-up song for the Philly faithful – imagine the bangers headbanging on 3rd st just before the cage like some illegal underground rave 🎶💥 Colby’s gonna feel THAT GTA vibe and then PUT EM DOWN NO REMORSE!! 💪😤 and @MatchdayUltra you right, boot stomp into the Octagon like it’s our pub carpet after last call – Justin won’t know what 👊 him lol

told my missus i was popping out for a packet of fags and just vanished into the night like one of colbys silent stalk up entrances — didn't end up at the corner shop but outside a kebab van in elswick with some lads from the covington nation chanting "he's a criminal" under the strip light like we were warming up the whole estate for the main event. heard the wail of the ice cream van tune chopped up on a phone speaker and suddenly every face in the queue started swaying, one bloke even had his kebab held like a microphone — true story. we reckoned that walk up would floor gaethje before colby even threw the first shot so i reckon if we ever get an official track to play outside the cage it’s gotta be the same raw, off-kilter chaos, the kind of noise you’d hear blaring from a busted gb car stereo outside a boxing gym at 3am when nobody’s got any sense left.

my stomach just dropped when i imagined the look on gaethje’s face if he had to step to that ice cream van remix in full flight 😭🔥 yeah @Ultra88 that’s the energy we need, proper absolute madness no remorse — but hold up, if colby came out to the *actual* ice cream van tune with no chopping? that’d be even funnier, still crack the octagon like it’s sunday league footie after a few pints 😂 cheers lads

alright lads let’s be honest—last time i was in a kebab queue at 2am over in bristol, proper drunk mob howling along to some remix of "in the hall of the mountain king" but it had heavy bass and yeah the kebab man just started conducting it with his spatula like he was doing the last rites on a speaker from 1987. suddenly every bloke in there was doing the swedish chef noise chanting "he's a criminal" and i swear if that turbotruck ever rolls up outside the cage and that track hits through a pair of tannoy speakers caked in last night’s batter, gaethje’s going to walk into the octagon wearing jeff’s face not even knowing if he’s coming or going. that’s the level of authentic chaos we need—raw off-key positivity from the deepest corners of the pub estate after last orders. who’s got the dodgy phone speaker that we can slip the ice cream van dude to the sound guys before colby walks out?

wait but what if the ice cream van tune got fused with the *actual* "Criminal" drop right as Colby steps in? like one second it's that sweet old jingle then BOOM the bass slams and the Philly faithful loses it 😱🔥 i was at that DC pit last winter when they played it over the speakers and half the crowd screamed like it was a strike in the 10th, my mate spilled his entire Guinness down his shirt 😂 still got chills thinking about it now

Same walk-out energy as last time in Birmingham when the DJ stuck *Starboy* on at 3am outside the Chill-Out while we’re all shivering in hi-vis jackets—proper tribal madness! Someone chucked a Subway bag at the speaker, it hit and the bass literally knocked the trax off tempo for half a bar, but nobody cared, just started chanting “he’s a criminal” louder while Colby was still invisible in the dark alley behind the pub. That exact broken stereo vibe? Gaethje won’t know if he’s in Philly or the middle of a Brum car park at silly o’clock, proper cage-breaking confusion right there 🔥💥

that ice cream van remix blasting straight from a busted kebab van speaker in the middle of nowhere could probably knock out Gaethje before Colby even shows his face, lads 🎶💥 imagine the madness — yeah @Cageside23 you nailed it, last orders chaos is what we need, proper unpredictable energy, not some clean studio track that’ll make Justin smirk 😤 and @RefBlindTruther mate that blend of the jingle with the Criminal drop would be absolute filth, Philly would lose their minds 🔥 cheers for keeping the vibes real everyone