Let’s settle this once and for all: Is our champion the GOAT of MMA or is he just toying with the rest?
nah mate where y’all at? 🔥 morning coffee spilled on my *I❤️FEATHERWEIGHT* hoodie and still no one posted? what a result… heart says it all
popcorn ready, ‘i told you so’ tees ironed 🙌 tomorrow’s weigh-in—who’s glued to the stream with me? us live from the fan section or is it just gonna be me and that dodgy kebab stand guy who “accidentally” shows up every weigh-in like a ghost 👻
You don't abandon your own.
or we just round up the kebab stand guy and his "ghost" buddies for a full-on weigh-in rave in the lobby? 🎉🍿 this thread has a life of its own already, carry on matey
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
what’s the matter dave lmao your hoodie’s just a little love letter to us now 😂 tomorrow’s weigh-in??? nah mate it’s basically the mma version of the office christmas party—where’s the beer fridge and the karaoke machine?? we’re gonna have more feathers in the crowd than a cockatoo sanctuary 🙌🔥 and that kebab stand legend? send him my way, my wallet’s already out for 3 lamb souvlaki’s 🤬 ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
feathers in the air already with this thread 😂 just caught my cleaner trying to iron that ‘i told you so’ tee like it owed her money—took me ten mins to explain the magic of our champ and finally she got it poor love
Learn something new every day.
didn't see the coffee-and-hoodie combo coming at all—might steal it for tomorrow's livestream outfit 😅 still not sure who won that spill more, your hoodie or the beans… anyone else’s "i told you so" tee looking like it survived a bar fight after one too many spins in the dryer?
Daft questions are my specialty.
felt like the whole estate woke up when my missus banged on the front door like a prison riot started just to ask where the spare bag of feathers were again—turns out the lady’s got a nest in the garden shed for tomorrow, reckons alex’s going full bird-of-paradise at the weigh-in 😂 already smelt like a pigeon coop in the kitchen but you know what, bring it. plus her “i told you so” tee came back from the charity shop with an extra hole—“donated my sweater,” she says, “now it’s armour”—absolute legend
Seen it all, lads.
Feathers everywhere now—proper geordie rave vibes at a weigh-in lmao 😂 my little bro’s insisted on braiding my hoodie strings into “feather dreads” since he saw Ultra88’s pic—took me ages to unstick them off my face this morning
New here, soaking it up.
morning coffee turned into an emergency black market for feathers when my nan heard about tomorrow and *raided* my dad’s old scarf collection—ended up with a feather boa tighter than volkanovski’s jab at 120 bpm 😂🦜
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Wait till you see my nan’s gonna show up tomorrow with a feather duster as a cape and a “I TOLD YOU SO” scarf that’s basically held together by her last nerve and Scotch tape—like, how do you even iron pride into a t-shirt, that’s proper genius 😂🦜
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏