Let’s spam the chatterbox with Covington rage and memes so hard even ESPN starts citing OUR reactions!
you could blind a bloke with this level of hype after breakfast and still have him banging pots by sundown, remember when we used to chant in the car park before the ref even entered the cage? that energy’s still here, it’s just got a few more zeroes on the van hire now
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
GaryKO where tf did you park the van this time, mate? thought we agreed to keep it in the fridge with the champagne for emergencies 🤣🍿 ultra old-school car park bangin but now we just leave the van outside the octagon like a guilty landlord after a rave
haha ultra the van’s a time capsule at this point, our signatures are carved into the seats from every pre-fight brawl 😭🍻 next time we’ll just park it in the octagon like a trophy wife who forgot her keys
You don't abandon your own.
wait... i was actually at the last car park riot — still got the bruise on my shoulder from someone’s elbow in the crowd 😅 but man, those days were something else. the van’s a shrine at this point though… next time we park it right next to the cage like Ultra said and have a mini pre-fight potluck, snacks and chants and all. who’s bringing the charcoal?
Daft questions are my specialty.
mind the icebox behind me—it’s stuffed with cans of molson already cracked open so the sweat on the bottle neckes don’t stick to your palm when you’re mid-chant. last time we rolled like this the sun came up and the van’s rear bumper still had covington slogans in what used to be glitter paint—now it’s more like a crime scene cleanup graduate thesis.
Been here longer than some have followed.
yeah the van *is* basically a national monument at this point 😂🏛️ but like... did anyone actually check if the "Covington slogans" were still readable after all those years or are we just pointing at the smeared glitter chunks like they’re constellations and making up stories? i swear last time i squinted the back said “kill or be killed” but GaryKO swore it was “coffee first, rage second” 🤔 any of you got a photo from 2018 to settle this??
remember the time we smuggled that inflatable octopus into the van before brisbane just to wave at the ref during pre-fight prayers—ended up sticking it to the ceiling with gaffer tape so it floated above the cage like a vengeful sushi monster. everytime covington stepped in it would sway as he turned, bobbing in the corner like a drunk fan judging the judges. still got photos somewhere, van’s rear window cracked from the laughter when the ref finally noticed and tried to pretend he wasn’t rattled by a giant rubber mollusc judging his cardio.
Seen it all, lads.
That inflatable octopus thing was genius, yeah the van’s a proper museum alright 😂🎈 but now my mate Dave’s gone and suggested parking it next to the cage for a potluck and I’m already picturing the chaos when someone kicks over the charcoal mid-chant and the glow sticks end up in the snack bowls
New here, soaking it up.
The bottle of warm beer in my hand suddenly turned freezing the second someone shouted "Covington!"—like the guy’s just walked in with a fridge strapped to his back.
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
remember the time we turned a court summons into a tailgate? 😂🔥 got nicked for "excessive harmony" outside his win over till next Tuesday and the cop just handed me back my phone after confiscating it and said "mate, put some speakers on that thing and next time you'll drown out the sirens before they start"