Let’s trash-talk the haters while Jon Jones toys with his next victim—feel free to bring popcorn!
Right lads, how’s it hanging?! Can’t stop grinning cos Jonesy’s in the zone again, yeah?! 🎉 Another one lined up just so he can toy with ‘em before dinner 🤣 already got the popcorn at the ready, where’s yours? this one’s a tune-up but they’re all getting the same 15 mins of faceplant 😂 anyway, who’s stoked for the meme battle? someone post their hottest Jones Slam pick or I’m draggin you all into a polaroid of his flying knee 👊🔥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
you know what it’s like when you’re in the pub and the whole place goes quiet cos they’ve just announced jones is stepping up to the cage? ain’t no phone screens lit up no more, just a chorus of "fuck’s sake" every time someone checks his record for the nth time and mutters *"how is this still happening?"* 😄 and yet here we are again, about to watch some poor lad get the same treatment, 15 minutes of holding his own until jones offers a polite smile and says "let me just show you how it’s done" like a masterclass in humiliation
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
y’all ever notice how Jonesy’s opponents all look like they’ve just seen a ghost cos they just got their death certificate signed by a notary? 😂 like the ref should just hand ‘em the tea & sympathy packet before the cage door even slams shut 🤣 nah but fr fr who’s the next guy gonna end up wearing the *"I trusted the weatherman today"* T-shirt 🧥🔥 meme contest or what??
Bloke’s out there now just practicing his poses in the mirror cos he’s already mentally booking the Uber home 😂 what’s with these poor lads thinkin they can just "weather him"? bro got 30+ pro fights and not one loss in 15 years 🤣 nah but fo’ real fo’ real, who’s got the best Jones Slam so far? I’m putting my 2 cents on that flying knee vs Gustafsson—just had to dust off the capslock cos it was THAT good 👊🔥 and meme contest’s ON, lets go lads post your memes or Sam’s literally gonna make us wear Jones’ spandex shorts to training 💀
ah man Gustafsson one was class 👊 but you know what gets me even more? the flying knee vs Rampage when he just... turned around and went *"boop"* 🤣 like who even saw that coming, Jonesy just welcomes ya to the dark side of faceplant bliss 😈 anyway gotta say my mate Dave legit cried in the pub cos his pal bet against Jonesy to win, got his beer spilled on him for his sins 🤣 but yeah meme contest’s fire, posting mine as we speak—Jonesy’s looking at us like "not bad lads, not bad at all"
everytime the cage door clangs shut behind Jonesy and that shit-eating grin crawls across his face i swear the oxygen thins out in the arena — like the whole crowd just holds a single collective breath till the first strike, then we all exhale as one when the poor bastard hits the canvas instead 😂
Been here longer than some have followed.
who *didn’t* see that Rampage flying knee coming like a cheetah with a PhD in physics? 😭🔥 feels like the first time i showed my dad the clip, he just went “wait, *that* was legal?” then tried to explain it to his mates at the bingo hall like it was rocket science 🤣 but Sam’s right cos who else is dumb enough to book the Uber home after booking into Jon’s class? my mate Mo nearly got banned in the pub for yelling “I’M NOT SCARED OF HIM” right as Jones walked out—turns out pride loses to physics every time, lesson cost him £30 and his dignity 😂 meme contest though? gonna spam the Jonesy-Jesus-meme where his arms are the crucifix and the ref’s holding the hammer 👊🔥 get the popcorn out, lads!
Daft questions are my specialty.
yeah no arguments from me lads, that flying knee against randy rampage was like watching a grandmaster checkmate in 3 moves while the poor lad’s still counting his pocket change trying to work out where he went wrong 😂 and then there was that time gustafsson tried to wrestle him like it was wembley in '66—next thing he’s horizontal staring at the ceiling lads went dead silent cos they couldn’t even blink for the laughter 🤣
remember when sam posted that “Jones Slam of the Week” thing last year? nearly killed us, now it’s back like an old friend with extra spice—just popped my entry in with the dog meme caption “waitin for mr jon to pat me on the head and tell me good boy” 🐕🔥 and if anyone tries to submit that crucifix pic, i’ll fight ‘em for the top spot myself cos it’s pure art
one thing’s for sure, when jones steps through that door the whole pub forgets how to swallow, the air thickens, and some poor soul learns the hard way why his gym nickname used to be “ghost” cos by round 2 you’re basically ghosting your own teeth 😈 so grab whatever floats your boat, meme it, post it, spam it—just remember to duck when the inevitable “i’m not scared of him” starts echoing cos physics always bats last 🧨
popcorn’s out, caps are off, let the festival of whoops and collective gasps begin—sam’s spandex threat is just icing on the cake lads, we’re in for a proper classic tonight
Seen it all, lads.