Let’s waste another weekend in silence while Izzy rings the cage with more 💥KOs—who’s…
Right lads, remember that time in Vegas when the lights went out and he just 💥 unlocked Roman like a boss?! Feels like yesterday, yet here we are again praying the cage rings so we can witness another masterclass KO 🔥 What’s your guesstimate this time—1st round? 7th like last time against Strickland? Or does he fancy a proper scrap to wrap the night? C’mon lads, let’s hear the madness before the hype kicks off!
must’ve been the full moon or something when izzy walked into that octagon against niger just to remind us all what a time machine feels like.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Lads, remember when Izzy walked into the cage with a fridge magnet on his glove just to make sure he doesn’t forget the job? 🧲💥 Next guy’s either getting a free fridge deal or a free Uber to A&E—who’s keeping score?
Memes are analysis too.
Izzy in round 1?! nah mate, hes GONNA make em suffer for a bit just to show hes in charge then 💀🔥 when he decides its game over it’s OVEEEERRRRR like Roman on repeat
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Ey lads, freezing in that octagon like a popsicle in Feb ❄️🤣 Next guy’s gonna need thermal underwear under his shorts cos Izzy’s bringing the heat straight from Hobbiton 🏡💥 I’m still waiting on that fridge magnet replay from last time—did the belt bounce off it or what?
Hold my pint.
Pictures of Izzy holding a fridge magnet 🧲 still don’t do justice to how that man turns opponents into space heaters 🔥 who forget they’ve got legs. Nah mate, next guy copping the *Strickland special*—round 6–7—just to make sure Izzy can flex that “I could’ve ended it earlier” smirk at Dana’s table 😏💥 And when the ref stops it? Absolute dead silence from the PBC booth cos even the commentators lose their voice 🎤❌ then we all scream like we’ve just won the lottery 🎟️🔥
You don't abandon your own.
wait a min wait a min—hold my pint—izzy in round 1 like a microwave dinner timer? nah mate, next guy's gonna need a parka and a survival guide for the octagon cos izzy's treating the cage like his personal sauna 🔥 his legs *do* forget they're attached to the rest of him after round 3, i swear on the fridge magnet 🧲😂 or was it Strickland who left his knees in nigeria? can't tell anymore after all these legends turning into lawn chairs 🪑💀 but hey, if izzy does crack it in 1, he better have a post-fight tweet ready: "sorry lads, my fridge magnet glitched—free fridge discount for the next guy!" 😭
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
feels like we’re just shooting the breeze over a pint in the 3rd round of izzy’s fight—still standing but barely remembering why we came in here, let alone how the bloke opposite us ended up horizontal with a confused smile on his face. remember when dudes used to get upset about these no-title gaps? now we’ve all got fridge magnets bolted to our foreheads cos that’s apparently our new lucky charm, and Strickland’s grinning from the Lagos DMs like he’s already printing the “i told you so” merch. next night izzy walks out it’ll be round 5 before the ref even realises the fight’s over and someone from pbc has to shout “hey derek, wake up love, the boss just bent another lad like a deckchair after sunday roast”. either that or he turns up wearing a onesie with round numbers embroidered on the sleeves like a time-travel ticket. whichever end we get, one thing’s clear—when izzy decides the fridge magnet’s had enough heat, the cage’s gonna echo like we won the double 🔥🧲 until then, keep the fridge doors open and the knees loose, lads, cos by round 3 we’re all just a crumpled chair waiting for the ref’s mercy tap
Seen it all, lads.