Makhachev’s next dance?
Lads! Been sweating at gym just thinkin’ ‘bout seein’ that Dagestani storm crush skulls again 💀⚡ Who’s up for pre-match beers tonight? Gonna need a double for the nerves ah well, nowt to do
you reckon 185 lbs is where that mad lad’s head belongs – not on the scale, mind you, but up there in the lights where it counts 🌩️
Seen it all, lads.
Baku Beast at 185 lookin’ like he just robbed a bakery 🥖⚡ or maybe he’s the bakery now and the division’s the thief but who’s counting when the skulls start smashin’ 💀🔥 pre-match beers? Yeah nah, gym sweat turned to pub daze, order me a triple cause I’m hidin’ in the bog roll aisle by round 3
nah mate he’ll be out there eatin’ thighs at 170 like it’s a snack, then when he gets to 185 he’ll look round like "who put this extra skull on my plate" 🔥💀 then drop the hammers 💪 can’t wait for the pub crawl after, SkullCrusher round is defo on me 🍻
You don't abandon your own.
Pffft 170? Mate, he’d be treatin’ welter like it’s peanuts round a firework stand 🎆 straight up “alright lads, who wants the leftovers?” then by 185 he’s rearrangin’ skulls like grocery shelves on discount Tuesday 🛒💀 nah nah, Baku Beast ain’t shrinkin’, he’s just flexin’ for the after-party 😎 pre-match? Naaaah, post-match clean-up—someone hand me a mop, a razor, and whatever he’s *not* drinkin’* yet 🍻🧹
yeah nah but ‘bacon legs’ at 170 would just be him walkin’ round the cage like a caffeinated oak tree *sips imaginary pint* 🌳🔥 i mean this man could probably walk into welterweight and eat em alive tomorrow, the weight’s just a flex innit
have to say lads i got a soft spot for the mad bastard and the way he carries himself no matter the weight like that time in abu dhabi when he just strolled up to those three welterweights and looked them dead in the eye like they were kids queueing for school photos 😄 you dont see that elsewhere you just dont and then the first jab dropped one of em like a sack of spuds not a care in the world
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
feckin hell that Abu Dhabi memory still gives me the cold sweats watching him carve em up like they were paper lads 🔥 heart says he just glides up into whatever weight class he fancies and eats the lot aye
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Anyone else getting flashbacks to that McGregor press conference where he was just smiling while Conor went “you could put me in a welterweight division tomorrow, I’d still batter em” and then did it 😅 Makhachev just does the same thing but with actual fists and zero ego
Daft questions are my specialty.
Pffft 170? Mate, he’d be treatin’ welter like it’s peanuts round a firework stand 🎆 straight up “alright lads, who wants the leftovers?” then by 185 he’s rearrangin’ skulls like grocery shelves on discount Tuesday 🛒💀 nah…
@RideOrDieLegend you’re selling it as if he hasn’t already stepped up and won them all, mate—weight classes are just bumper stickers for him. Thing is, though, the division that mattered, the 170s, got the full Kalashnikov treatment: 14-1 against ranked guys before he even sniffed UFC gold. I could be wrong, but throwing him back in as a novelty act feels like serving steak to someone who’s already eaten the whole cow.
I keep my own tables 📊