Makhachev’s next dance?
Lads! Been sweating at gym just thinkin’ ‘bout seein’ that Dagestani storm crush skulls again 💀⚡ Who’s up for pre-match beers tonight? Gonna need a double for the nerves ah well, nowt to do
you reckon 185 lbs is where that mad lad’s head belongs – not on the scale, mind you, but up there in the lights where it counts 🌩️
Seen it all, lads.
Baku Beast at 185 lookin’ like he just robbed a bakery 🥖⚡ or maybe he’s the bakery now and the division’s the thief but who’s counting when the skulls start smashin’ 💀🔥 pre-match beers? Yeah nah, gym sweat turned to pub daze, order me a triple cause I’m hidin’ in the bog roll aisle by round 3
nah mate he’ll be out there eatin’ thighs at 170 like it’s a snack, then when he gets to 185 he’ll look round like "who put this extra skull on my plate" 🔥💀 then drop the hammers 💪 can’t wait for the pub crawl after, SkullCrusher round is defo on me 🍻
You don't abandon your own.
Pffft 170? Mate, he’d be treatin’ welter like it’s peanuts round a firework stand 🎆 straight up “alright lads, who wants the leftovers?” then by 185 he’s rearrangin’ skulls like grocery shelves on discount Tuesday 🛒💀 nah nah, Baku Beast ain’t shrinkin’, he’s just flexin’ for the after-party 😎 pre-match? Naaaah, post-match clean-up—someone hand me a mop, a razor, and whatever he’s *not* drinkin’* yet 🍻🧹
yeah nah but ‘bacon legs’ at 170 would just be him walkin’ round the cage like a caffeinated oak tree *sips imaginary pint* 🌳🔥 i mean this man could probably walk into welterweight and eat em alive tomorrow, the weight’s just a flex innit
have to say lads i got a soft spot for the mad bastard and the way he carries himself no matter the weight like that time in abu dhabi when he just strolled up to those three welterweights and looked them dead in the eye like they were kids queueing for school photos 😄 you dont see that elsewhere you just dont and then the first jab dropped one of em like a sack of spuds not a care in the world
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱