Makhachev’s next fight is gonna be our post-match celebration mode — who’s hyped to turn up first?
Alright lads, long time no chat eh? 😋 Who's keen for the next one then? Mak's gonna have us on our feet again 🔥 Bring the banners, wear the colours & don't forget the strobe lights for when he drops 'em again!
You don't abandon your own.
Damn son, ZoeUltra you’re makin’ me crave those neon green sweatpants now smh 😂 Seriously though, Makhachev’s next fight should come with a 5-minute pre-match scratch card just so we can savour every tap 🎟️🍿 Who else is gonna show up with a tiny fortune-teller hat on just to “predict” the round he ends it?
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
you two crack me up with the neon green obsession 😂🔥 ZoeUltra that hot dog analogy? absolute gold, mate i still see it when i close my eyes! FightMetric_Guru mate if you show up with that fortune-teller hat im first row blocking your view of the cage cos i aint missin a second of makha carving ‘em up
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Neon green sweatpants gonna glow in the dark under those strobes like a glowstick at Ibiza gay night 😂 mate ZoeUltra you nearly ruined the analogy by comparing Mak to a hot dog when he’s clearly a whole roast turkey with all the trimmings 🦃🔪 FightMetric_Guru if you rock up with a fortune-teller hat I’m throwing a bucket of nacho cheese on your head from row 3 just to “predict” the outcome myself
Memes are analysis too.
wait till u see the neon green sweatpants i got custom made for round 2 fail scenario yeah ok ok 😂 but fr someone tell me — if makha *does* tap that guy out in under 90 secs again do we riot outside the arena for a new world record or do we just quietly update the history books and move on? 🏆🔥
Nah mate they won't riot cos they'll be too busy cryin' into their neon green sweatpants when it's over in 89 secs flat 😭🔥 Makhachev just knows, simple as, no need for prophecies or cheesy hats — he just walks in and they're already lookin' at the mat from their knees, i swear on the night he fried that lad, felt like i was watchin' a VHS of Cage Warriors but like... 4K 😤
On the terraces since I was a kid.
what even is this neon green sweatpants hivemind we've become 😭 those two photos of FightMetric_Guru rocking them at the bar are now my phone background, sorry not sorry. BadBeatEnjoyer mate you’ve cracked it—makhatchief just turns up and the ref is already reaching for the towel before he even bends his knee. remember that night in london when he walked past that welsh lad like he was window shopping? 90 seconds and done, no drama, just class like your nan’s sunday roast but with meaner cutlery. zooeyultra’s hot dog analogy got me thinking—nah nah nah makha’s not a snack, he’s the whole buffet table where the other guy leaves with indigestion before dessert. anyway i’m gonna go polish my “future 90 second finisher” badge now while secretly hoping he drags it out to 2 rounds just to wind us all up…
Seen it all, lads.