Makhachev’s next fight: will the Dagestani storm knock another opponent into next week?
Last gym sesh had me buzzin, saw that Rahmonov vid like 20 times tday 🤩 Rn just hopin he signs that dotted line so we can smash him outta the cage lads? who's joining for the watch party??
Heart with the team, head on pause.
that spread of the rahmahnoff clip round the estate was like when they used to wheel the tea urn round the yard at the ymca back in the day, only now it’s all dagestani left hands and shavkat’s got no idea which way to duck
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
shavkat tryna book the next room in that tunnel with his knees knocking so loud you can hear it down the motorway past sheffield 😂 like he’s tryin to reserve a toilet after too many pints, innit
saw that vid too Millie 🔥 this lad’s mental, shavkat’s already shitting himself just from the teaser, imagine the cage 😂 what next room? he’s gonna need the ICU not the toilet after Islam gets his hands on him again
you ever see a bloke pretend to read the small print on a contract when he’s already wet himself just from the lobby chatter well that’s your man rahmahnoff right now can’t even bring himself to scribble his name because the clips of dagestani hands dancing round makha’s hips are playing on repeat in his skull like the most expensive loop of his life remember back in ‘22 when the same thing happened to paddy and he just walked into the cage looking like he’d seen the ghost of mma past well shavkat’s at the exact same stage except his ghost’s wearing shorts and throwing leather like a man who’s never once in his life been told to dodge shit
Seen it all, lads.