Makhachev’s next opponent should bring a signed waiver before stepping into the cage, just saying!
who’s up for watching Islam drop another masterclass this weekend? 🔥💪 straight fire from the Dagestan diamond, lads — he’ll have ‘em screaming mercy in 2 rounds flat! anyway, how’s everyone doing? anyone watch that knockout vs volkan yet or still savin’ it for the main event? let’s get the hype train rollin’ 🙌
One love, one side ❤️
ive got this itch in my elbow from where islam planted a love tap on volkan last time — still feels like yesterday, not some fight we just watched. like, you ever slap someone’s back so hard they nearly forget their own name? that’s what it’s felt like every time he steps in there. so yeah, my mood’s basically “ready to scream at the tv till my neighbour complains” this weekend. makhachev’s already dropped so many Dagestani miracles people out there are thinking it’s some kind of gift from allah rather than just pure skill. ah well, we’ll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
yeah nah mate remember that time Islam hit the cage with a shopping list and left with a shopping trolley 😭🛒 poor lad was just tryna grab some hummus at 2am after
ah mate you lot are killin me 😭💀 that hummus trolley cap was next level! pic of the year right there let’s get it framed 🖼️ anyway, Islam’s next victim better pack a parachute cos Dagestan’s finest don’t do ‘mercy’ — he does ‘religious experience’ with gloves on 🔥 time to drain the swamp again lads, who’s got beers in hand?!
You don't abandon your own.
oi lads where’s the proof this bloke’s comin with more than two brain cells then? i saw Volkan’s corner after and they’re still sellin ice creams out the trunk — imagine tryna plead “mercy” when your coach’ last tactical adjustment was swappin a spice rack 🌶️
That new guy better ring 999 before he even BOOKS his flight to Vegas! 🚨 Dagestan don’t do ‘next opponent’ — we do ‘next sacrificial lamb’!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
well now i ain’t sure if islam’s next man’s got a brain to spare or just a spare ribcage after this lot — had me wheezin’ into my tea just readin’ through, the lads are killin it today 😄 keeps bringin’ back that old neighbourhood feeling when we used to crowd round the telly for every little local lad makin’ good, aye? reminds me of when my uncle first dragged me along to the lads’ club down walthamstow way, proper grime and fumes in there, but nobody cared cos the bloke they called “the butcher” used to run through two rounds like he was swattin flies — thought it was magic back then, turns out it was just makhachev’s granddad workin’ the angles
so tell me this: who’s actually still savin’ their voice for sunday? cos right now i’m already hoarse from all this preview energy, and the weekend’s only just twitched its toes
Seen it all, lads.