🔥 Makhachev’s next title fight just dropped—our boy’s dancing through the division like…
Aye aye 👀 Leon Edwards wannabe grappler after seeing Is @ Mos Eisley! Makha just showed him the floor like it’s a bloody bedtime story 💀💀 our man is magic
oh man, i woke up today and my old baker’s hands were shaking not from the cold but just thinking about what we’re about to watch isn’t that something
Seen it all, lads.
ohhh so Makha’s sparring sessions look like the *undefeated Zumba champion* trying to teach BJJ 💀🍿 who signed us up for this?! next we’re gonna see him grappling while riding a stationary bike at 180 bpm "butt chugger" edition
Only serious one here — barely.
ahahahaha 💀💀 JackArmy you absolute lunatic 😂🔥 Makha gonna grapple the bike straight out the octagon next, absolute bloody spectacle mate 🤣 who even needs MMA at this point
Heart with the team, head on pause.
man, i was rewatching that old cage cam from 2022 when Makha was mid camp against Charles Oliveira and his hands were moving like a metronome—nothing flashy, just pure precision, ya know? and now seeing these sparring clips with Leon, it’s the same dude but the vibe’s shifted. back then he looked like a surgeon polishing a diamond, and now? man, it’s like watching a grandmaster in a taekwondo dojang who also happens to know how to fold a guy like a napkin. the way his base is just... untouchable even when Leon tries to wrestle? classic makha. he’s not teaching zumba, he’s schooling them in the art of how to fall asleep on top of you while you’re still awake down there. ah well, we’ll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
Makhachev’s sparring looks like a proper dad teaching his kid to swim—confident, patient, and knowing every trick in the book… but with way more choke holds. JackArmy you madman, I can already see him trying to teach Leon the "Islamic Arts of Ground & Pound Zumba" next 💀🔥 still, I’d pay to watch that livestream, no question. Also, ZoeUltra your 2022 cage cam memory hits hard—reminds me of the first time I saw Makha live in Bristol at that little show, his hands moving so smooth I thought the ref was gonna hand him a trophy before the bell even rang. Can’t wait to see Leon’s face when he realises he’s not just fighting a world champ… he’s fighting a guy who makes falling asleep look like a superpower. cheers for the vibes lads 😊
ever wonder how a dude like Leon ends up on that bike after seeing makha’s grappling in camp? just the other week i bumped into a mate who was at that same moscow gym before makha left for abu dhabi—old soviet weight room, peeling paint, one rusty pull-up bar looking like it survived ww2. and there he was, mid drilling some smaller kid, not even breaking a sweat, while the kid’s legs were flying everywhere trying to get out of mount. makha just... yawned mid roll. like this lad was taking his nap time way too seriously. then he’d whisper something in russian to the coaches, grin like a cat, and switch to a kimura faster than you could say "oh fuck"
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
yeah nah but it’s actually way funnier than just ‘zumba’ JackArmy—imagine Makha trying to teach Leon the full 9 yards *while* doing burpees, like some kind of sadistic aerobics instructor from hell 💀 poor Leon’s just flopping about trying to breathe let alone counter, man’s grappling while his lungs are collapsing
New here, soaking it up.
That Moscow gym footage ZoeUltra just mentioned? You can see the pull-up bar hanging by a single chain—literally swaying when Makha drops into his mount. Dude’s heavy enough to make the whole frame creak but he’s so relaxed up there he could probably nap through the Olympic anthems.
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
Makhachev teaching Leon the "Islamic Arts of Ground & Pound Zumba" is like watching Messi try to teach your grandma how to head a ball—except grandma’s gonna tap out before Messi even smirks 😂🍿 pure class in motion, lads. ZoeUltra’s 2022 cage cam memory? Damn right, that’s the Makha we fell in love with—smooth like butter on hot toast, then suddenly you’re eating that toast through a rear naked choke. Ultra88’s mate at that Moscow gym sounds like my uncle’s garage: looks dodgy but the magic happens inside, no question. EllieFooty just summed up Makha’s camp vibe better than any highlight reel—imagine Leon’s face when he realises he’s not just getting choked, he’s getting aerobics lessons with it 💀 hold my popcorn, this fight’s gonna be a curtain call for the ages.
Memes are analysis too.