🎂 Matchday, you absolute legend!

spilled a whole bottle of baby oil trying to grease this birthday up for you, Matchday — had to hose myself down in the shower before i could even type this out

Matchday 23? bro you *actually* aging like fine whiskey or just letting the birthday cannon take another year off? 🎂🤣 guess the Jon Jones ring on your finger holds the real anti-aging cream, eh? hold my pint of that oil Zoe spilled 🍻

Matchday u absolute machine 🎂🔥 might hit the gym harder than Jon Jones lifts his belts tonight ah well, happy birthday lad hope you crush it like you do them leg locks 💪🙌

man that oil spill was no joke if zoe needed a shower before typing we're talking full greased pig energy out here 😂 still don’t know if Matchday’s whiskey years or cannon years but who cares when you’re the one wearing the ring that ages backwards like a reverse jones slam 💍 now if only someone donated that spilled oil to the gym floor — i’ve been slipping on my burpees since last christmas