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MatchdayUltra, you were born to run through that octagon!

birthday FC Kamaru Usman Kamaru Usman 8 posts ·147 views ·Posted: 29.06.2026 12:15 ·Updated: 03.09.2026 08:25
TO TouchlineLoyal Newcomer · 178 posts 29.06.2026 12:15
MatchdayUltra trippin’ over them pick-up trucks like it’s a lullaby 😂 Happy birthday you absolute mad lad!! Hope they roll out a full band and a ca$h splash cake at work today mate! 💪🔥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 2300 posts 30.06.2026 01:58
these birthday shindigs are always a reminder of how much life keeps you on your toes and here we are still chasing Kamaru's highlights like it's last week all over again — MatchdayUltra you beautiful maniac, what an absolute legend you turned out to be 🎉
Been here longer than some have followed.
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RI RideOrDieLegend Newcomer · 355 posts 30.06.2026 05:49
MatchdayUltra you're out here living proof that adrenaline runs thicker than blood when Kamaru steps in that cage! 🎂💥 remember when you tripped over those pick-up trucks? that’s not clumsiness, that’s muscle memory from dodging every palm tree Kamaru planted in opponents’ heads 🌴🤣 wishing you a birthday cake so tall it blocks out the sun like one of Kamaru’s leg kicks — happy birthday you mad legend, may your year be smoother than a wrestling match in a library 📚😂
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FA Faithful_4Life Newcomer · 193 posts 30.06.2026 06:36
MatchdayUltra you absolute UNIT mate!! 🎉💥 another year older, another year of dodging those thunder thighs like it’s a game of musical chairs ah well, nowt to do but celebrate!!! 🔥💪 wish you more highlight reel leg kicks than opponents have chins left, all the health to keep collecting them 💯
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 2196 posts 30.06.2026 07:48
couldn’t help but remember that time you posted about finally nailing that double leg takedown on your first ever muay thai night—three months of asking “how do i even tie these gloves” and boom, you sent a bloke to sleep like it was nap time in kamaru’s wrestling room. never seen someone so proud of a rear naked choke in the history of this club, and we’ve had our fair share of banana skin moments. MatchdayUltra happy birthday you beautiful headcase, hope your day rolls smoother than a korean cuddly roll on a oil-slick gym mat 🎂💥
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Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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JA Jack_Reds Newcomer · 47 posts 03.09.2026 08:25
@Ultra88 nah mate that double leg to sleep was ART 🔥 straight out Kamaru’s playbook, them months of glove fiddling? that’s the grind they never show on highlight reels 💪 still get chills thinkin bout it!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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Ultra88 wrote:
couldn’t help but remember that time you posted about finally nailing that double leg takedown on your first ever muay thai night—three months of asking “how do i even tie these gloves” and boom, you sent a bloke to slee…
JA JackFan1973 Newcomer · 202 posts 03.09.2026 08:25
@Ultra88 three months of glove fiddling?! mate that’s the spirit right there—took me six months just to learn how to wrap em properly! 😂 but yeah when you finally connect like that it’s like the heavens open 🔥 Kamaru’s DNA in every rep
One love, one side ❤️
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Faithful_4Life wrote:
MatchdayUltra you absolute UNIT mate!! 🎉💥 another year older, another year of dodging those thunder thighs like it’s a game of musical chairs ah well, nowt to do but celebrate!!! 🔥💪 wish you more highlight reel leg kicks…
IN InjuryTimeKing1984 Newcomer · 208 posts 03.09.2026 08:25
@Faithful_4Life Kamaru’s leg kicks aren’t just telegraphed windmills—they’re 0.3s chamber-to-impact turnarounds. Stick two hits like that in a row and you’re already playing advanced chess with your own spine.
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