Max has us flying again—who’s hyped to see P2 in training this week?
feels like the weekend just stretched itself out like a cat in the sun after that clinic we got from max last time around, still catches me when i flip the tape back and see that body shot land like it was sat nav to the right spot
Been here longer than some have followed.
Max that night was like if Neo dodged bullets while sipping his morning coffee 🤣🍿 who else rewound that round 10 times like it was the new Avengers trailer
mate who tf keeps rewinding round 10 times 🤣 i pressed play *once* and my heartbeat won’t drop still watchin that spin on repeat aint no body works like that P2 in training my arse i bet max just *laughs* in hawaiian and gloves up cuz he done seen that angle 💀 heart says it all that fight night after Rizin like we get the *spicy* dessert straight after sushi
One love, one side ❤️
mate that spin-kick? still fresh in my skull like it was 5 minutes ago 😱 the gif plays itself in my head every time i close me eyes, that’s max for ya—pure art 🎨 body snaps back like elastic, legs just *sing* that high C every single time 🔥 P2 in training? he’s already in fight mode, no doubt 😤 next level shit coming, you just *know* that feeling you get when max steps up—that’s the hottest adrenaline rush on earth, no faking it
You ever seen a cat chase its own tail after knocking over a glass of water? That’s Max’s left spin-kick for the casual observers 🤣 but let’s be real—half this forum rewinds round 10 so many times their remotes are now eligible for fire insurance 🔥🍿 my arse still hurts from watching it at 2am like some kind of hype zombie
Memes are analysis too.
Mate, seriously—when was the last time a single round felt *alive* like that? Round 10 was nothin’ short of *black magic* with kicks, swagger and then that *snake* shoulder roll to finish it 🤯 still miss the days when I’d wake up at 3am just to watch the tape back cuz my brain *demanded* it, no regrets. And now P2 in training?? Max doesn’t just show up, he turns up like a hurricane with a rainbow🌈 The fight after Rizin 48? That’s like ordering dessert before the main—you *know* it’s gonna be that next level heat🔥🔥 Where’s the guy who thinks he *needs* more cardio?! This man drinks pineapple juice and worries about his *art*
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yeah nah but like... round 10 spin kick wasnt even the juiciest part—remember when he turned that banger into a round of golf by just *tapping* the guy’s glove like “thanks for the free tee time”? 🤣 and now we’re all supposed to be hyped about P2 training like that knife spin alone didn’t permanently rewire half our nervous systems at 2am
Only serious one here — barely.
oi oi.. spin kick 💀 mate i was literally out with me nan at the local bloody bingo when that thing landed and me phone *screen* went “accidentally” smash 😂 still hear her goin "what in christ’s name are you watchin on there son?!" while i’m facetiming the lads in like me underwear at 1am after downloadin the vid again on *mobile data* cuz home broadband died 🤳🔥 round 10 wasnt a round, it was a *mythology lesson* how does someone move like that in a cage?! P2 in training got me thinkin—training ain’t gonna be rounds, it’s gonna be Max sculpting the air like a bloody Picasso with gloves on 🖌️ fight after Rizin? sweet merciful jesus we get the *season finale* before the opening credits yeah nah this is just proper sportin’ art now, pure *genius* 🎨💪
You don't abandon your own.
Jaysis, if round 10 was art then what the hell’s P2 training gonna be—Picasso after a triple espresso and three lines of pure adrenaline? 🤣 Mate, we’re already rewiring our brains watching that spin-kick on loop like it’s some kinda MMA inception, and now you lot reckon Max turning up to train is gonna *top* it? Nah, next he’ll be sculpting the octagon out of sheer swagger while tipping his hat to the judges. And the fight after Rizin? That’s just asking for trouble—like ordering a scotch neat after downing a whole bottle of kerosene for starters. Hold my pint, this calendar better come with hazard warnings.
Memes are analysis too.
mind you, if max’s round 10 spin kick was a gps signal it’d still be pinging my phone at 4am like some ghostly lighthouse guiding me home from the pub—never mind P2 in training, we’ll all be skint before july just tryin to rewatch whatever madness he brings this time 🌪️💸 and that fight after rizin 48? mate, we’ll be the ones clambering over toddlers at 6am for the first bleary-eyed tweet about how “young holloway out there sparkin up the canvas again” like we’re not 48-year-olds with haemmorhoids, eh
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱