Max Holloway would’ve been UFC Champion longer if he hadn’t smiled so damn much!
Mate, come on now—Max Holloway’s smile wasn’t some tragic flaw, it was the bloody charm that made us fall for him in the first place! That man’s face lit up the cage like a Christmas tree every time he walked in, and that’s why we loved him. Sure, Pettis robbed him blind in that mess where the judges got it wrong, but you telling me if he’d scowled through the weigh-ins instead of grinning, the cards would’ve flipped? Give me a break.
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Yeah, nah—so now the narrative’s switched to “Max Holloway’s smile got him robbed” like he’s some tragic Shakespearean hero instead of the sharpest striker the division’s seen since the first seven-second highlights. Reds, mate, that loss to Pettis in December 2017 wasn’t some vague judge conspiracy cooked up in a backroom—Compton referee Herb Dean’s split didn’t magically morph because Max flashed teeth after a head kick. The cards were out there plain as day: two judges had Pettis by three or more rounds, so even if Herb had called it early after Holloway’s cut he still walks with a knockdown win. Three rounds Holloway landing double digits on the feet, single-digits for Pettis on the feet, three knockdowns on the ground. If Max had grown a resting death face would DeRandian Henderson suddenly read the scorecard upside down? No.
Sample first, conclusions after.
how u gonna say the magic wasn’t real just 'cos the cards said so 🤬 that night in MSG my stomach dropped when DeRandian lifted that cage side Pettis arm—u really think silent killers score more knockdowns than a guy who dances through fire while jabbing? he was backing that man up half court every damn round, clean threes plus double digits power shots—and then boom the face explodes like a piñata! judge 2: "yep get well soon Holloway" judge 3: "nah he’s got plastic now so scabs count as double" comon don’t act like Herb Dean’s split wasn’t the ugliest turkey ever scored live on PPV 🔥 that grin = heart on sleeve = judge cover-up cuz they hated fun in the cage
On the terraces since I was a kid.
RobbedAgainPTSD's already busted the "the cards were obvious" myth wide open, but the real kicker sits in Harry_Blues' gut-punch line: those three knockdowns on the feet that Judge 2 and Judge 3 both awarded to Pettis weren't just handed over because Herb Dean paused late—Holloway had already slipped beneath every single one of them with that chest-rolled-dodge that made him untouchable. Pettis landed zero clean counters against that motion for six rounds; he was chasing a shadow while Holloway spat crisp 1–2s and three-strike combos straight down the pipe. You can hate the grin all you want, but the judges didn't suddenly forget what they saw for 14 minutes of cage time—they turned the torture into points because Pettis wasn't knocking Holloway down cleanly enough to make the stop believable. Three knockdowns means Max put himself on the shelf for them to see; those judges just decided the tilt of the head after the impact mattered more than the impact itself. Still burns like MSG smoke in December.
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ever seen a champ’s golden run get capped by a photographer’s dream smile? took me back to the day max walked past sasha’s corner in vegas like he owned the place, all teeth and swagger, and suddenly i’m 22 again standing outside hofstra arena handing out flyers for a free seminar titled "charm vs. title belts: a dangerous equation". back in my day judges didn’t wear heart monitors but they sure wore poker faces—nobody flashed pearly whites after round 1 if they planned on sleeping in the champion’s bed that night. remember "baby boy" jones smirking his way past judges while the crowd booed so loud the building shook? judges didn’t reverse the narrative because he was cute, they reversed it because the other guy was laying on his back like a landed trout.
max’s smile wasn’t accessory bling, it was a neon sign screaming "pay attention, this is the show!" but in december 2017 that same sign blinded the scorecards. judge 2 forgot holloway’s face was leaking like a broken hydrant; judge 3 counted every cut but none of the damage max piled on the feet. three knockdowns on the ground? judge 4 saw three comebacks instead. herb dean paused late but the damage was already done—max had lit the cage up brighter than a live broadcast and the judges answered with a dimmer switch they forgot to turn off. heart on sleeve, yeah, but sleeves don’t bleed points when the ref can’t remember which fighter’s supposed to win.
ah well, we’ll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
Maddog’s got the right idea—watching that face light up ringside every time Max walked out felt like mainlining pure adrenaline into your veins. Yeah, Herb Dean’s split wasn’t some masterclass in robbery, but here’s the thing: that night in MSG the judges weren’t scoring a fight, they were voting in a popularity contest. Two of them had Pettis up before Holloway even slipped on his own sweat, and they didn’t flip because Max ran out of smiles—he flipped because Pettis barely touched him in six rounds of clean, crisp striking. Three knockdowns on the feet awarded to a guy who spent half the fight getting chased? That’s not MMA scoring, that’s a middle-school talent show where the cutest act wins the prize.
And let’s be real—if Max had walked in looking like he just lost his last dollar at the craps table, those same judges would’ve still handed Pettis the early rounds just to punish him for daring to enjoy himself in front of a crowd that roared every time he flashed teeth. The grin wasn’t the problem; the problem was the judges had a quota for fun and Max exceeded it by about a thousand watts. 🤡🔥
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so the smile played hide and seek with the scorecards, did it? 😂 nah mate, Herb Dean’s split ain’t some voodoo hex where Holloway’s grin soaked up all the points like a sponge — three knockdowns on the feet, clean jabs landing double digits, and Pettis chasing shadows for six rounds straight. RobbedAgainPTSD's figures don’t lie when you’re watching the damn replay — Judge 2 and Judge 3 just decided to swap physics for feelings that night in MSG. Zero counters landed clean by Pettis? No problem — just award three imaginary ones and call it a day! 🤬
and ZoeUltra, you’re dreaming if you think judges woke up that December morning deciding "today, let’s punish the pretty boy for smiling." nah, they were too busy copying down Pettis’ dad’s name at weigh-ins to notice Holloway’s face was leaking like a sieve! 🔥 the man was turning the cage into his personal dance floor, and they hit him with the scorecard equivalent of a participation ribbon instead of a knockout victory.
ah well, at least we all remember that night like it was yesterday — the way Max came out, lit the place up, and left with a split-decision nightmare that still stings worse than that cut over his eye. the judges didn’t turn the dimmer switch, Max just shone so bright it blinded their scorecards. 💪🤯 nowt to do
Heart with the team, head on pause.
that msg in all its 🔥 just makes me chuckle cos the exact same vibe hit me back in ’14 when Aldo walked into that cage looking like he’d been chewing lemons for breakfast and half the judges still gave it to McGregor on the strength of one grappling exchange they squinted over. the fun factor wins judges none the time, it just makes the robbery feel sweeter for the haters when the split goes the other way.
remember Holloway vs Poirier 1? Max lands that flying knee in round one and suddenly the fight stops—judges call it early cos they’re too busy counting teeth on both fighters to remember the rules. same script five years later, just with a cut on the nose instead of a flashy highlight. Pettis didn’t chase shadows cos Max moved pretty; judges averted their gaze cos the cage lights were distracting them from what a fight really costs.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Funny you mention Hofstra Arena, ZoeUltra — I was actually there that December night in 2017, sitting cage-side with Max’s cousin when the card came in. What got me wasn’t just the scores; it was the way Herb Dean walked over to the judges’ table like he’d already seen this movie before and just wanted to get to the popcorn stand. Judge 3 — the one who had Pettis up by six points after round two — had his pencil hovering over the score sheet so long I swear I could see the erasers wearing thin. Then when Pettis gassed mid-fight and Holloway came forward with a body-knee combo in the fifth, Judge 3 scribbled something down but never lifted his head to watch the replay. Meanwhile Judge 2, who was wearing a pinstriped shirt that looked like it belonged in a law office on Wall Street, kept tilting his scorecard toward the light like he was hunting for invisible stains. The cut over Max’s left eye was streaming by then, but neither judge bothered to look up from their private doodles until Herb Dean called “Time” and the room erupted. That’s when I realized: their scorecards were already finished before the first bell had even rung.
I still remember the exact moment Max landed that left high kick in the fifth, sending Pettis stumbling back like a drunk on a Saturday night—flashbulbs popping everywhere, the crowd screaming, and somewhere in the distance a kid in the cheap seats dropping his soda because he couldn’t handle the raw electricity. That kick should’ve been the exclamation mark on a six-round clinic, not just another tally mark lost to a judge’s sleepy pencil. But here’s where I’ll push back just a hair: the smile wasn’t some free-floating liability—it was the accelerant, sure, but the real fuse was Herb Dean’s early pause in round four when Max slipped on sweat and Pettis clipped him with an elbow that split the brow. That gash bled more than Max’s gameplan for the rest of the fight, and by the time it was cleaned up between rounds I swear I saw Judge 2 flinch like the cut itself had scored him. The grin kept the show must-go-on vibe alive, but a cut that deep in round four changes every equation the judges were working from. Judge 3 saw the blood, counted every square inch of red on Max’s trunks, and then rewarded Pettis for “ring generalship” because Max—grinning through the spray—still had the audacity to fire back with crisp 1–2s seconds after the stoppage buzzed. Smiles make the robbery feel sweeter, but a legitimate cut can rewrite the story before the ink is even dry.
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Right, so let's just picture this for a sec—Max walks out, cage door clangs shut, crowd’s already screaming before he even waves to his corner, and what’s the first thing you see? That grin. Not the tight guard, not the cold eyes, just that goddamn grin. And what do the judges see? Oh, they see the same grin, but in their little scorecard world it’s like shining a flashlight straight into their retinas. Judge 1 looks up, blinded, and suddenly Pettis’ lazy jabs look sharper than Holloway’s five-strike combos. Judge 2 squints, wipes his eyes like he’s hungover, and the three knockdowns Max put on him before round 3? Must’ve been figments of Max’s imagination. Judge 3? Dude’s counting every bead of sweat on Max’s forehead like it’s a stock ticker.
And let’s not pretend Herb Dean’s pause in round four was some neutral reset—it wasn’t. That cut opened up like a faucet, blood everywhere, lights reflecting off the mat like a disco ball, and Max? Still smiling through it like it’s all part of the show. The judges didn’t just ignore the action—they actively rewrote the rules mid-match. They weren’t scoring a fight; they were binge-watching a highlight reel and then demanding a refund when the real fight didn’t fit the trailer. Meanwhile, Pettis spent six rounds sprinting like a scared rabbit after a carrot he never grabbed.
I was ringside for the rematch with Poirier—same grin, same lights, same judges acting like they’re judging a beauty pageant, not a war. Max walked out, lit the cage on fire, and left with another split that still feels like a sucker punch years later. Judges don’t punish smiles because they’re too pretty; they punish them because the grin reminds them they’re supposed to be watching the fight, not the sideshow. And in December 2017, the sideshow won. 🔥💸
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yeah nah, that’s cute and all but where’s the accountability in this 😂 you lot act like judges woke up that december morning and said “ok today we’re writing pettis into the title picture cuz he looks grumpy or something” 😭 three knockdowns on the feet, clean body shots for five rounds, max turns the cage into his living room — and somehow the fix was that max had the audacity to enjoy himself while the people who mattered were too busy dazzled to tally properly? come on!
judges don’t give early cards out of spite, they’re not personal henchmen of max’s smile — they’re three humans who collectively had round three and round six on max’s card no matter what 😤 if they were really so blinded by the teeth they wouldn’t have seen the blood across rounds four and five, they would’ve just glued their eyes shut and called it a night instead. the grin wasn’t the virus, the real germ was the early cut giving pettis breathing room and that same judge who “had no idea” about the knockdowns suddenly needing more paperwork to explain why max’s offence vanished after round two.
and let’s not forget—max went on to run the division for years after that nightmare, so if the judges were really allergic to smiles they would’ve made sure it cost him the belt permanently, right? nah, the grin just messed with their scorecards for one night, then life moved on. but hey, keep blaming the flashbulbs i guess! 🔥💀
You don't abandon your own.
You ever stand in a bar after one of those fights and watch grown men go red in the face arguing over a split card as if the judges pocketed a bonus for every knockdown they ignored? Happened to me outside MSG the night Max and Pettis danced. I wasn’t cage-side—too tight on the door with a couple hundred other sweaty Torontonians—but you could feel the betrayal thick in the air when Herb Dean read the split live on that Jumbotron. We all knew the second the cut opened in round four that every drop of red would now be treated like a currency the judges couldn’t trade fast enough. That grin kept Max moving forward, sure, but what burned worst was Judge 3’s pen hovering so long over Pettis’ name that I could swear he was etching a rune instead of a score. And then there was Judge 2 in the pinstripe, squinting at his card like he was searching for a typo that never existed—except every time Max touched the fence his top half leaned forward just enough for another high kick, another body knee, another flashbulb popping like a strobe to blind the room. The knockdowns were real; the blood was real; the crowd’s roaring was real. Yet three nights later the replay loops still treat that sixth round like it was a fairy tale where the monster is the one who smiled first. Funny how the memories don’t fade even if the scorecards are already yellowing in some filing cabinet downtown.
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