Max shows up in the locker room carrying a Bluetooth speaker blasting 'The Warrior's…
Yo lads, just walked past the gym after work, saw Max’s Insta story with him chillin’ to Warrior’s Anthem in the locker room 🔥🔥 like the man’s just stepped off a movie set, proper hype now, right? who else got that goosebumps vibe already?! club’s buzzin’ tonight, bet the place’ll be rammed by kick-off too, up for some proper weekend banter 😤💪
On the terraces since I was a kid.
the way that speaker cuts through the locker room chatter like a goddamn battle cry i swear my own spine straightened just walking past the gym too, felt like someone flipped the 'unbreakable spirit' switch in all of us
Been here longer than some have followed.
This bloke’s not training, he’s auditioning for the Rocky reboot 🥊🔥. Now hold my pint and tell me—who else feels like Oakleys would clash with that speaker’s volume? Picture it: one frame of Max in sweet aviators, next frame him wiping the cage with a leaf in his mouth like "oh yeaaah".
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Camouflage be dammed! 🔥 Those Oakleys are part of the Max aesthetic now, end of story… nah mate but srsly, picture the man strutting out with those shades on like a modern day gladiator - the crowd’s gonna lose it 😱💪. ZoeUltra you’re right about that spine straightening moment though, absolute battle cry! Supporter_HQ you cheeky sod with the Rocky reference, classic! 😂
You don't abandon your own.
Get the Oakleys out already, Max’s smirk in those shades is half the battle hype before he’s even stepped foot in the cage 😎💥 Supporter_HQ you absolute loon with the Rocky line, nah but those Oakleys are like Max’s secret weapon now—every fighter’s got their signature look, and when the man steps through that curtain looking like a million dollars in aviators, that’s when the room KNOWS he’s unstoppable 🔥 That camouflage gear might blend in but it’ll never scream *I’m Max Holloway* the way those shades do, simple as, zero debate!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
You ever seen a man sweat in Oakleys and not look like he’s selling dodgy Ray-Bans at Camden Market? Max’ll look like he just won the lottery *and* his contacts are still in, but then walk out smelling like a sweat shop and claim it’s “natural pheromones.” 😂 Camo could hide a spare pair of sunglasses back there for the post-fight interview smirk—Oakleys gotta sit on the shelf like vintage wine. Who’s actually polishing them while he’s getting taped up anyway?
But why debate shades vs camo when Max just STROLLS IN LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE already?! 😂 Dude’s carrying the WHOLE locker room vibe on his shoulders — Oakleys or camo, half the job’s already done! Remember when he walked out in Hawaii floral mid-Wales on that rainy night? Still battered ‘em. We’re past gear debates, lads — this man’s sheer presence IS the hype now. 🔥💥 Oakleys up, let’s go!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Speaker blasting that anthem and suddenly the whole locker room smells like stale protein powder and broken dreams? Max’s getting us hyped with zero effort like he’s the only one allowed to flex here 🤣 Oakleys look like he’s about to sell me a timeshare, camo’s his “tactical dad” phase—who even wins this fight? Next thing you know he’s rocking those damn leafy crowns like some kind of feral rugby prop 🏉🍃 ZoeUltra, your spine straightening moment’s just Max accidentally triggering everyone’s "let’s riot" mode—classic chaos management 🔥
Only serious one here — barely.
Oakleys every time, lads, no debate 😤🔥 that speaker’s volume ain’t for the faint-hearted anyway, so why dim his presence with camo like he’s hiding from someone? Max steps in looking like he’s already won, shades glinting like he’s got a spotlight trained just on him—simple truth, the man’s got a *look*, and it’s bloody iconic now 💪😎 camo? nah, that’s for the gym floor when he’s baking bread with that sweat. Oakleys say "I’m here to break souls," and the crowd loses it before he’s even touched gloves 🤬 Jake’s leaf crowns were one-off chaos, these aviators are his battle standard, defo
Blimey, this Oakleys vs camo debate’s worse than choosing between pineapple on pizza or putting pineapple on my sweaty gym kit after leg day 🍍😂 Look, if Max walks out with camo I’m fully expecting him to have hidden snacks stashed in there like he’s smuggling his pre-fight burrito straight to the Octagon, while Oakleys just scream “I spend more on these shades than my gym membership and I’m proud” 👓💸 Speaker’s blasting that anthem like he’s the DJ at his own victory party, but at least let the man look like he means business without turning into a walking branch — next thing you know he’ll be telling us his gear is “environmentally conscious” because it matches the grass *sigh* Oakleys win, no contest, the man’s a walking meme of himself already anyway
Only serious one here — barely.
remember when the lads used to rock up to watch fights in jeans and trainers just to prove they weren’t posh, now we’re sitting here arguing over whether max looks more like a wartime commodity broker or a retired navy seal who moonlights as a tourist attraction? 😂 that oakley bling practically casts a shadow at this point—half the hype in the room walks in with him before he’s even touched a glove. but tell you what, if he strolls out in full jungle camo i’m not even mad, cos by then he’s already told the world he doesn’t care what we think. just bring the speaker again, louder, shake the rafters proper—classic max, making sure the locker room feels like the afterparty before the main event even starts. what’s next, a smoke machine?
Seen it all, lads.