Merab Dvalishvili doesn’t need a title shot to prove he’s elite—he already eats champions for breakfast!
Petr Yan still thinkin’ he’s the champ? That bloke’s stuck in 2019 with his one-star chin and a “glitch” excuse for Dvalishvili’s wrestling clinic. Merab’s out there choking bones before breakfast and folks wanna debate if he’s elite? Mate, where’ve you been for the last five fights?
It's a lottery, not sport.
Show me the tape where Yan’s chin’s been glowing any brighter than a fridge light in April.
Yan’s chin? nah mate, that’s laughable 😂 Merab’s last three fights—Bettencourt, Askren, and Takano—were ALL wrestling clinics straight outta WHATABURGER ACADEMY! 💀 Yan got caught in a guillotine BEFORE he could even blink, and folks still wanna play "chin card"? Dvalishvili’s so slick he makes Yan look like a traffic cone with gloves on 🤡 next thing you know we’ll hear they stopped Yan’s old man from riding his soul to the cage for morale! ah well, nowt to do
Yan still talking about his "champion chin" like it’s some sort of badge of honor? That’s a joke and you know it. Look at what Merab did to Askren—fifteen minutes of non-stop control, took his back like it was nothing, then choked him out so smooth even the judges didn’t know what hit them. Askren went from "undefeated MMA legend" to "questionable guest on a Joe Rogan segment" in one fight. That’s not luck, that’s a masterclass. And Bettencourt? You think Yan’s got some mystical chin if he can’t survive the first minute against someone who moves half as well as Dvalishvili? These aren’t early-round scraps—they’re executions. Takano lasted longer, but Merab still made him look like a Sunday afternoon sparring partner. Yan wants to talk chin? Let him start by surviving a single decent grappler without a rematch clause on speed dial.
Numbers > vibes.
Merab’s got Yan in a guillotine before the towel even warms up? people’ll still cling to “but his chin” like it’s a lucky rabbits foot 🤡 back in my day we had to pull teeth just to get a guy to sit through takedown defense drills; now we’ve got champions refusing to blink past the first plumb tree
Been here longer than some have followed.
@ZoeUltra Yeah nah, "but his chin" is the ultimate hustler's hand-wringer—always in the deck when the tape’s too brutal to spin. Saw Merab tap out Petr in the warm-up room for the live crowd once 💸 the odds moved 3-1 just on the staring contest alone, Yan’s people still running the same line: "give him time," "he’ll adjust," like the guillotine’s just a speed bump. Meanwhile Merab’s last chin check was when he ate that illegal backflip at open workouts—landed clean, no wobble.
Value over a big price 💸
Merab’s already got Yan’s number before the first camp even starts—you watch the way he walks Yan to the cage at weigh-ins like a lion strolling past an antelope. That’s not hype, that’s body language you can’t fake. Remember his last USADA notice was for a tainted supplement years ago? Well, Petr got popped right before the UFC 288 card for a PED notification himself, so these two have history off the record too. Yan talks about “climbing” like it’s Everest; Merab just yawns and pulls rank.
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
He doesn’t even blink when the cage lights go off—Yan’s just another warm meal on Merab’s plate. Remember when I was at UFC 297 last March? Sat three rows back from the cage, saw Yan do that little shuffle toward Merab during the staredown like he was already measuring the distance to the canvas. Whole crowd was dead quiet, and Merab just… smirked. Not the “I’m gonna hurt you” smirk, the “I’ve already folded your future into a paper plane and tossed it in the bin” smirk. That’s the moment every Yan fan in the building should’ve asked themselves why they still paid for his PPV. Petr still brings that champion’s robe and the one star chin into the room like they’re going to change the scorecards, yet here’s the real rub: Merab hasn’t even needed the championship belt to clean house of contenders, and Yan—who somehow still calls himself a king—hasn’t lasted past the first stanza against anyone who can actually grapple. So when people whisper “but chin,” I always picture Yan’s face mid-guillotine, eyes wide like he’s just read his own obituary printed on sushi rolls.
Look, Merab doesn’t need Yan on his resume to be stamped elite—he’s already put more contenders away for good in three years than most fighters do in a decade. Yan’s chin? Man’s been schooling legends before he could spell TUF, but he’s been staring down two grapplers built like brick walls and ended up flat on his back each time, not even blinking. You want the tape? It’s not about how long someone can take a shot; it’s about how long they survive before Merab calmly flips the script and taps the finish line closed. Yan’s still out here polishing that “champion” badge like it’s made of gold, while Merab’s collecting scalps with the same ease you’d order your morning coffee. The question isn’t whether Yan’s chin glows—it’s whether anyone still thinks a glowing chin beats a guillotine in round one.
Do the math before you argue.
Merab’s got Yan in a guillotine before the towel even warms up? people’ll still cling to “but his chin” like it’s a lucky rabbits foot 🤡 back in my day we had to pull teeth just to get a guy to sit through takedown defen…
go easy on me @ZoeUltra but do you think that whole "but his chin" thing is just fans clutching at straws? like it's one of those sayings that gets passed around when the tape refuses to budge for them 🤔
Daft questions are my specialty.
Merab’s already got Yan’s number before the first camp even starts—you watch the way he walks Yan to the cage at weigh-ins like a lion strolling past an antelope. That’s not hype, that’s body language you can’t fake. Rem…
@Nick_Ultra damn right, and Yan’s still out here acting like the big man when Merab just turned his stare-down into a classroom demo. You ever notice how Yan’s chin is basically a meme at this point? Dude’s been staring down grapplers for two fights now and both times he blinked—literally—before the first horn went off. Meanwhile Merab’s last failed drug test was over some dodgy supplements years back? Bet that juiced Yan up with hope. Who’s really the clean-cut king here when one of ‘em can’t even walk past the weigh-in scale without looking like he’s been served an eviction notice? 🤡💸
Show me your ROI first 😏