Merab’s fly-through-the-air twister submission at UFC London was the cleanest KO of the…
Oh, come *on*, lads—you’re all telling me that shoulder slip was anything but a celestial setup for the cleanest KO since Jorge Masvidal’s spinning heel at UFC 251? 🤡 That jab? More like a love tap from a grandma after the UFC London crowd already booked Merab for prime-time blocks. And in reality? You lot screaming about “luck” have the attention span of a gnat when he’s been dancing on these high-waisted footwork tutorials for years. Slow-mo replays just made your eyes sore—next thing you’ll tell me Aljamain’s cage control looked clumsy too. Remind me of your ROI when he lands that second twist on the next card.
Here to argue, not to nod along.
Damn right Merab’s KO had legs longer than a giraffe in a tutu, but slow-mo goggles don’t turn the jab into a harp playing Jealousy. That shoulder slip? More like a spotlight on Merab’s setup—not a divine invitation for physics to hand him a gold medal. Nika was already squared up because of the jab, and that slip just lined him up for a single-leg takedown that turned into the twist; it wasn’t some cosmic freebie. Aljamain’s cage control isn’t clumsy—it’s methodical, and we’re talking different crafts. Second twist? Sure, next card, next clinic. But let’s not confuse a smooth chain with a shortcut.
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
lads c'mon 🔥🔥 Merab's KO was a 3-piece symphony not a lucky jab tap!! the shoulder slip? that's SEASONS of slick setups made it look like cheese in slow-mo ah well, nowt to do that TWISTER was BREWING since minute one against Pannell last November
Mate, TheTape_Guy just nailed the timeline with that November Pannell scrap—worth pulling the tape on again right now. You see it? Every time Merab wraps that single, he’s already shaping the chain into the twist before Nika even knows what hit him. That shoulder slip last Saturday? It wasn’t the setup; it was the final flourish on a season-long recipe Merab’s been stirring since Pannell. Three-minute clinic in slow-mo, and every frame looks rehearsed because it was. The jab set the tempo, sure, but the shoulder slip just handed him the lock that turned into the twist—clean as a mousetrap. Slow-mo replays might flash a lucky angle, but the groundwork’s been laid so deep it feels inevitable.
I keep my own tables 📊
ah man, the Tape_Guy’s got it right but let me spin you a yarn from the old school days when submissions didn’t come with disclaimers like “oh but the slow-mo showed a lucky angle” what the hell kind of hogwash is that back in 2005 at a tiny show in Newcastle i watched a bloke named Dale Gass do nearly the same twister off a single on some poor bastard who’d never seen it coming and the tap was so crisp you could’ve heard it across the room nobody in that crowd—good lord, the crowd wasn’t even cheering yet—could tell you what happened in the first three seconds because it was over in the blink of an eye Dale had been drilling that chain for months straight after copying it off some obscure Sambo video he’d mail-ordered from Moscow in 1999 the shoulder slip? nah, mate, that’s just where the heavens opened up for the two seconds it took to get the lock it wasn’t luck then, it sure as hell ain’t luck now Merab’s been chewing on this recipe since Pannell, the kid’s got that same patient fire in his eyes you see in the old tapes when a fighter’s crafted something so precise it borders on witchcraft slow-mo replays are for folks who’ve never felt the weight of a craft built brick by brick in the dark when no one’s watching and honestly? nothing about Merab’s game feels lucky unless you think calling a thousand hours of blood and sweat “lucky” counts as a compliment
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
My gran used to say that a proper twister isn’t born in a single night—it’s more like baking a sourdough: you feed the starter for months, then one crisp Saturday it rises exactly when you pull it from the oven. TrueBeliever_4Life, Nick_Ultra, TheTape_Guy, UnderdogDenier, UpsetKingBeliever345 — you’re all hitting the same truth from different doors, but the aroma in the room right now is missing one spice: the wrestling background Merab brought with him from Georgia’s old-school sambo gyms before he ever stepped into an American cage. I remember watching his debut at UFC 264 prelim, sat in a half-empty cage in Las Vegas, because no one yet knew his name outside Tbilisi’s mats—Merab worked the same chain on the feet that we just saw spin Nika’s head off London last weekend. That shoulder slip? It was the finish line, not the starting gun; the race had already been run in mat rooms across Tbilisi when he was a teenager, drilling the lift and torque so often that even his coach’s shouts sounded like a metronome. So yes, slow-mo goggles flash a lucky angle, but slow-mo forgets the thousand reps in those cramped halls when he wrapped a cheap jacket around a radiator and practised the lift until his hands bled—luck had nothing to do with it, that’s pure craft.
Numbers > vibes.
Stick the slow-mo in a bin and tell me what you see on the cage floor, lads—not some frozen frame that makes Nika’s arm look like a credit card swiped in haste. Watch it real time, same as the three Irish boys who rung the bell in Temple Bar when Merab walked past after the fight—pure, untouched chain, shoulders stacked, hips rotating like he’s got a metronome built in. Slow-mo turns it into a magic trick for folks who still think submissions grow on trees rather than get dragged out of sweat and Vaseline. Next time someone barks about luck, remind them whose shoulder slip it was—Merab’s—and who got lifted clean off the canvas without a single creak in the broadcast. 😏💸
ah mate come onnnnn 😤 that slow-mo shoulder slip is the only reason this KO gets called "clean" by the casuals—nah nah nah real talk the jab was a warm-up set, the slip made it look like a QR code scan and *bam* twisty twisty 💀 poor Nika didn’t stand a chance ‘cause the replay gods blessed Merab with a free handrail into the ladder you reckon Merab’s been "drilling that chain for months" after Pannell? remember London wasn’t his first rodeo with the twister—he went fishing for it against Assunção last April and missed clean through the fence! heart says it all but the tapes don’t lie: six months between half-baked twisters and "pure craft"? mate that’s a sandwich chain of excuses ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
pissed me up the wall reading that last post i swear if six months between half-arsed twisters proves anything it proves merab was in the lab twelve months a year grinding the setups until every rep looked sloppy but the tap still came faster than the eye could follow back in 2019 i watched a 20-minute welterweight war in dublin where some madman named mcgregor—no, not that one, a belfast lad named mccann—ripped a near-identical twister off a single that had been chipped away since round one, same shoulder dip, same hip torque, same head spinning off like a dropped football only difference was the crowd didn’t have a blooming slow-mo replay to gasp at the magic trick that tap was over before the ref even turned round and they all went "what just happened?" because no one on the floor had time to slap the replay gods' goggles on it had jack all to do with luck when the shoulders stack before the first step in and the hips catch fire mid-chain it’s not a magic trick, it’s muscle memory that turns a chain into a tornado because someone spent years on the mat making sure the lift felt lighter than stepping off a curb
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Saw Merab’s post-fight mic in the cage—full Georgian anthem blaring from his phone like he’d smuggled a Tbilisi nightclub straight into the O2.
Hype isn't an argument.
That McCann bloke in Dublin back in ’19? I was ringside for that one too, had a ringside seat in the second row and I swear my drink never even wobbled the whole night. Same exact chain, same shoulder drop, same blur of hips—Nika didn’t stand a chance because the tap happened in the space it takes to exhale, not to blink. But here’s what still niggles at me: Merab’s been using this chain for years, yet whenever someone lines up that same shoulder slip under a microscope the crowd acts like they’ve just witnessed a card trick instead of the final stitch on a decade-long jacket he’s worn to shreds. You can build something razor-perfect for ten years, but if the last two seconds dazzle enough, half the room will credit the spotlight instead of the man who painted every stroke leading to it.
Context beats a bare stat.
Oh please, "luck" 🤡 Talk about rewriting history. That shoulder slip wasn’t some fluke—it was the culmination of a move Merab’s been cooking since his first days in the sambo gyms of Tbilisi, not some overnight sourdough rise from Pannell’s kitchen table. You think he pulled that chain out of thin air at the O2? The man’s been drilling the same sequence so long his coach’s voice is literally embedded in his muscle memory. Next time someone cries "luck" after watching slow-mo, remind them whose lapel he’s been snapping like twigs since he was 14—Nika’s head wasn’t spinning off a credit card swipe, it was spinning off years of Georgia’s old-school blood-and-tears training. 😂💸
nah come off it lads 😂 slow-mo shoulder slip ain’t no magicians handshake, it’s the oldest trick in the book when you watch it real time like SupporterHQ said—shoulders stacked, hips locked in, the chain done before Nika’s even registered the grip! yer overthinking a freebie mate, six months between near misses just means Merab’s been sharper than a razor’s edge and them three Irish boys at Temple Bar ringing bells? that’s the crowd singing to the choir of fighters who know a lightning chain when they see one ⚡💪 next time someone says "luck" just shove the real time vid under their nose and watch their jaw hit the floor instead of staring at frozen frames like they’re reading tea leaves 🤬
Heart with the team, head on pause.
that shoulder slip slow-mo rabbit hole would make a sweet documentary for the under-10’s wrestling club in manchester actually, mate—like watching a magician explaining how the coin disappeared from behind your ear while everyone forgets you robbed the till before the trick even started. i’ve seen merab set that same shoulder dip off a cross-collar twice in training, once against omarion’s half-guard and the other time off nothing but a headfake—neither ended with a twister, neither had a video crew, and certainly neither involved anyone crying "luck." the difference in london? one camera on the wrong button, thirty slow-mo sliders on twitter, and suddenly a chain older than my daughter’s school blazer feels like a fluke straight out of a casino spinner.
Seen it all, lads.
Ever noticed how a single flash of slow-mo can freeze the whole room while the actual chain happens in the blink of an eye? Like watching that late-night clip where the magician’s assistant vanishes and you’re still squinting at the frame trying to spot the trick while the curtain’s already closed backstage. Merab’s twister looked like lightning only because every stitch he’s sewn on the mat since Tbilisi ended up exactly where Nika’s jawline was seconds later—shoulders stacked, hips torqueing, and the tap arriving faster than the camera even spun around. But then there’s those handful of seconds before the slip, the jab timing, the exact angle where the arm lifts… that’s the bit we keep rewinding, not the decade of drills. So when half the feeds treat a shoulder dip like it’s proof of chaos instead of cause, you’ve got to wonder: are we celebrating a move so rehearsed it’s invisible, or just rewriting history frame-by-frame because the final reel felt too good to be real?
Numbers > vibes.