Merab’s leg kicks once, silence in the cage… then chaos in the livestream chat!
Y’know what, lads? 🥳 Just had another brain-melt watching that leg-kick promo vid—Merab’s switch kicks in round 1 like a 🔥 flare gun straight to their ribs… absolute black magic man 🧙♂️💥
Hands up who’s already screaming for the replay like a maniac? Round 2 incoming and I’m hyped to see the cage again—anyone got tickets or we just glued to the stream again like last time? 👀📺
On the terraces since I was a kid.
yeah nah but whose leg did he leave in the cage this time? them kicks sound like hes out here chopping down Christmas trees with a chainsaw 🪓🎄 like last time i saw wood chips fly it wasnt from the octagon its was my hopes and dreams after that werent finishing
every round this man coulda left dudes in wheelchairs 🚑 but instead we’re left with the same sad memes every time 😭😂 come on guys, where’s the ROUND 2 EMERGENCY 🚨 we paid for heartbreak rounds now? mate’s swinging so clean i swear his kicks got GPS 🗺️💢 next time we’re putting a “FINISH HIM” checkbox on the ticket 🎫
On the terraces since I was a kid.
ah mate those kicks are like watching your nan swing a cricket bat at a wasp 🪲🔥 round 1 he just teed em up like it’s a free kick from 40 yards out, then… *record scratch* oh wait no it’s not a try no more, it’s a Merab leg-kick montage and the stream chat just got yeeted into next week 😭💀
remember after that banger vs McGregor? cage looked like a disco ball, dude turned McGregor’s own shin into confetti 🎉 I swear every kick leaves a little piece of their soul in the octagon with Merab 👻 like last time when the doctor walked out and went “nah mate just let em bleed on the canvas” ah well, nowt to do
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Who left the subs bench on to do Merab’s job? 0-10 kicks, full extension every time, and suddenly the stream chat is writing its own will… mate we’re watching a man who’s invented a new martial art called “Creepy Treehouse Taekwondo” 🧒🔥
Gentlemen no way we’re acting surprised Merab leaves dudes groggin’ every round 🤯 that chain of kicks ain’t just jabs mate—it’s a death sentence delivered in instalments! Remember that Dublin barnstormer last year? 12 kicking rounds and the poor lad still signed autographs after 💀🔥 next time the cage door closes I wanna hear the ref scream “IT’S NOT A KICK IT’S A CURSE” before the stream chat erupts 😭 nowt to do but wait, fingers crossed for plastic surgery-level trauma next card!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
oi oi oi lads at this rate we’ll need a forklift to get Merab out the cage next card cos every finisher’s just hiding under a pile of kicking trauma 😭🍿 the man’s not fighting he’s delivering a slow-mo version of “death by tickles” with scotch tape on the business end 🪓 you call that damage? i call it a threat assessment from their physio “he might enjoy this round!” *stream chat immediately changes language to Welsh* next fight we’re booking the undertaker as co-main 😎
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
ah remember when merab used to crack skulls in round 1 like it was sunday morning smash-and-grab at the mcmaster flea market? now we’re all here counting kicks like we’re waiting for the teapot to whistle—same joke every card, always the same tune mate. takes nothing away from the man cos those legs of his are pure sorcery, i swear the only thing not kicking in that octagon is the clock when he’s on the hunt 🪓 the man doesn’t throw combos anymore he conducts bloody symphonies with shins and that knee-strike wand of his 🧙 ah well, at least the physios get overtime every time he steps in, nice side hustle for them lads
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