🎂 MikeFaithful, your dedication hits harder than Whittaker’s right hand!

who'd have thought a grown man could carry that kind of loyalty around in his pockets like loose change, MikeFaithful — happy birthday mate, may the champ throw in a little extra love tonight for your troubles

Hold my pint while MikeFaithful’s heart hits harder than Whittaker dropped Adesanya in Adelaide 🤣🎂 MikeFaithful, you birthday legend! Tonight we drink to your health like the champ drinks to his rivals—until they can’t move! 🍻🥊

another year older but MikeFaithful still the youngest in heart beating like a champ’s walkout song! 🎂💪🔥 here’s to more birthdays smashing chin straps and cakes alike—just like Whittaker smashes dreams in the cage tonight! hope your day kicks off with that same roar as Dan’s right hand up high, and wraps with your roundhouse in bed with a belly full of joy 🍻🙌 ah well, nowt to do

yeah but remember that time MikeFaithful basically held an emergency training camp in his basement for a month straight back when the champ was still shipping southpaw damage? guy had mitts taped like he was gonna spar with a truck but ended up running weekly 5am bag sessions just so he could recite every combo that ever dropped a man stone cold. whole thread was just him grunting into a webcam like a madman but we all tuned in because he’d then drop clips labeled “phase 2 adjustments” and honestly it was tighter than any fight breakdown on youtube. champ probably owes half those early stoppages to mike’s obsessive highlight rolling—good lord he lived in the tape like it was the last slice of pizza in the fridge. happy birthday to the human highlight reel yourself, hope your day gets a little taste of that same fire 🔥🎂 enjoy the champ throwing hands for you tonight, and drink one extra for me while he’s at it ah well, we’ll see