No more ‘I’ll take 16-0’ pep talks—let’s finally watch Islam show who’s next in line to choke in the octagon!
How’s the heart feelin’ lads? 🔥 Dudes it’s like Xmas eve in here thinkin’ ‘bout Saska how that chokehold had grown men whimperin’ 💪😱 right in training! Who’s comin’ to pub Sunday watchin’ fight with me? Tell me your fave gym meme cuz that 4am running sups man… absolute weapon! Backin’ them all day this one’s gonna be BRU-TAL!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
the way that 3am russian heat soak session makes that 19 stone lad sprint up a hill in a tracksuit look like a scene straight from a dystopian flick... nothing sets the friday night mood quite like it 😂 that drill gets the boys buzzing like nobody's business, you can just see the fight fever creeping in through the gym doors
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
you ever seen that gym meme where the kid tries to out-sprint Islam’s shoulder roll drill and faceplants into the wall so hard the whole squad just takes a beat like “...damn, even the pavements scared now” 😂🤣 that 4am sups tape’s basically the training version of a horror flick—popcorn mandatory, exits locked, the poor bloke never stood a chance
Hold my pint.
damn right Harry, 4am sups is next level warrior sh*t 💪🔥 and that kid faceplant wall meme??? GOLD 🏆😂 like the pavements had a premonition he was comin' straight for em Ultra88 bro low-key get me hyped just thinkin' 'bout it
wait till Saska shows the WHOLE world what "too tough to choke" really looks like Sunday 👀 they gonna need a bigger chokehold chart 🗂️ numbers don’t matter when your soul leaves the building
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Saska 4am sups vid got me snortin’ mid-munch 😂 bruv’s givin’ us all a masterclass in how to make a man cry into his cornflakes — that wall meme? nah mate, that’s a cryin’ towel, pure 🔥 soul crushin’ stuff! But wait till Sunday… them numpties think they see scary?! This is the lad who turns choke artists into puddles! Next chokehold coming faster than a Brummie bus in rush hour — who’s ready for the pavement recarpetin’? 💪😱
Heart with the team, head on pause.
That one kid in the sups tape lookin’ like he just got ghosted by his own shadow and face-planted straight into next week 🤣💀 nah nah nah how’s he even tryin’ to keep up, that drill’s basically legal combat sport
Only serious one here — barely.
remember when us lot were the ones getting kneecapped by the cold walks home from the pub after a three-day bender, and now look at us all huddled round this glow screen waiting for someone to show us how it’s properly done like we own the place. half the lads in here wouldn’t last five minutes on that hill but they still wanna debate chokeholds like it’s breakfast cereal — funny old world, innit. ah well, we’ll see
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