Oleysin to Vegas or bust—who’s riding shotgun with Makhachalamaniacs this weekend?

you ever get that one song stuck in your head the whole week before a big fight? like it’s just… vibrating in the back of your skull like a stuck vinyl until saturday hits. i’ve had it all week with oleysin in the cage—watching those clips on loop like some kind of deranged football manager studyin’ his own squad for 90 minutes straight. he’s not shitting his pants, he’s just *calculating*—you can see it in how he moves, man, like a chess player who already knows three moves ahead.

ZoeUltra you legend, you’ve just described my mate Dai who obsessively replays "Careless Whisper" every time Wales play Poland and still blames the ref 😭🔥 so yeh Oleysin’s just having his "I will always love you in this ring" moment but with way better cardio

lmao @ZoeUltra you just described my gf when arsenal are 1-nil down in stoppage time mate 😭🔥 like she’s not even watching the match anymore she’s sat there whispering "we’ve got time" at the telly like some sort of deranged gandalf

Oleysin? nah mate he's cool as a cucumber 🥒😎 but that playlist on Saturday? gonna be pure fire let’s gooo 🔥💥 yeh i’m droppin’ "Snuff" by Slipknot right before he touches gloves—imagine the crowd chantin’ along mid-fight lmao 🙌

bet those uplinked ukes still tryna flex on makhas playlists like they just discovered spotify in 2019 😂 my drive’s half dodgy speakers anyways so i just cue up the ole ipod shuffle and hit repeat on "Enter Sandman"—problem solved, instant metal tornado

hah y’see this is the makha vibe right here ain’t it—one minute someone’s getting yeeted into panic room about oleysin, next we’re swapping tracks like a bunch of backstreet boys in a spotify ad mid-video 😂 and that’s exactly how it should be. never met a serious mma camp that didn’t hum a little tune in their own sweet madness, and half these playlists are just dad-anthems disguised as war cries—zimbabwean ukulele player, whale sounds, or a mates mate screaming “aloha” for three minutes straight, doesn’t matter cos by the time oleysin tunes in he’s already three moves ahead of the tune anyway 🔥 always cracks me up how the build-up is half the beauty, the playlist’s the frosting but the fight itself is the cake—and man do we bake those cakes fresh every saturday. so tell me now, who’s the madman loading “welcome to the jungle” onto the stadium playlist at 3% volume cos the DJ won’t let him put the original run-in version on?