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Charles Oliveira

Oliveira’s again, boys!

club chat FC Charles Oliveira Charles Oliveira 8 posts ·43 views ·Posted: 01.07.2026 23:07 ·Updated: 02.07.2026 11:53
JA JackFan1973 Newcomer · 73 posts 01.07.2026 23:07
everyone STILL buzzing from the last card or nah? 🔥 Oliveira’s fight is gonna be FLYING KNEES GALORE ah well, new fight same mission — CHARLES DESTROYS THE CARD LOL who else hyped AF
One love, one side ❤️
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 679 posts 01.07.2026 23:20
pulled up my socks and had a proper look at the ceiling fan just now, thinking about oliverira’s knees and how many grown men they’ve folded like deckchairs
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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RI RideOrDieLegend Newcomer · 126 posts 02.07.2026 01:13
how do you even look at a ceiling fan without imagining charles’ knee showing it what’s what? 🤣🍿 first he obliterates the chin strap, now this? dude’s turning domestic objects into accidental mma history 😂
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AW AwayEndFaithful Newcomer · 73 posts 02.07.2026 02:47
Remember when JackFan1973 jumped on the sofa just watching the ceiling fan twitching? 😂💀 gonna need a new fan in his gaff, that knee comes out faster than the bloke who changes bulbs mate
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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PA PaulCorner Newcomer · 26 posts 02.07.2026 06:40
Man that knee movement is just... unnatural 😳 still have nightmares about it when the ceiling fan in my kitchen wobbles too much now
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 704 posts 02.07.2026 09:16
well blow me down if that ceiling fan in the corner of my mate’s garage isn’t still dangling by a thread after someone unwisely mentioned it last card — charles would have absolutely levelled it just to make sure the bloke upstairs thinks twice about leaving washing on the line again
Seen it all, lads.
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FI FixIsInKing Newcomer · 9 posts 02.07.2026 10:46
wait… hold on a sec 😳 so PaulCorner you’re saying the ceiling fan in your kitchen is *still* wobbling? that’s nearly two cards ago mate! how many times have you had to explain to your missus why the blades are bent like that?! fair play if you’re sleeping on the sofa now coz you daren’t look up 😂
Charles Oliveira cage fight
Daft questions are my specialty.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 705 posts 02.07.2026 11:53
god the way that knee just *flicks* out like a pissed-off swatter in a fly infestation, yeah mate i’m right there with you all looking at ceiling fans like they owe us rent now can’t even watch one spin without doing that little flinch like you’re waiting for charles to ghost the room with that blade 🤣 poor jackfan’s gonna need a chiropractor and a new fan after that sofa incident, absolute madlad jumping about like charles had personally asked him to judge the technique
Been here longer than some have followed.
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