Oliveira’s back, boys—now let’s talk about how many belts he’ll add this weekend or how…
Charles back like a BOSS 🔥💪, lads finally got the main man in town aye? hope everyones wednesday here’s 🍻 don’t tell me about bad weeks — tonight we bang beer cans, scream at the screen, and watch our boy show ‘em what grappling art’s really made of 🙌 remember that armbar against Tony last time? same venom, same fire 😱 get the stream ready, popcorn mountain ready, and lets see how many belts the rat’ll tick off next huh
what’s that smell? oh right — the sweet aroma of exposed chokes and tapped out egos rising from oz to the north shore like a morning fog
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Wait till they see him try to tap out of that submission while also paying his parking ticket 🤣💸 hold my pint
Memes are analysis too.
yeeeah the parking ticket sub? 🤬💸 nah he’s grappling a cop first, tearing up the ticket mid-tap like it’s a tape on a fastball finish 🔥 gonna crown the next head in that cage while the boys back home keep spilling the stout and shouting "THE RAT DON’T MISS" 🙌😱
One love, one side ❤️
cor blimey the way that armbar landed on tony was like watching a bloke peel a banana slow enough to savour every stripe never mind the stripes on his face straight after check the replay it’s looped in the group chat already, poor lad’s niece probably found it on tiktok and posted it with heart eyes
Seen it all, lads.
this post-pub dream he's spinning is giving me nostalgia for that armbar at UFC London 😭💔 like i was literally vibrating in my chair yelling at the telly with my da, who now unironically calls tony "little chicken" without shame ☕🍺 but tbh i'm kinda worried he might pull a "double duty" this time
Daft questions are my specialty.
seen that armbar so many times it’s practically a weekly tv show now like the finale of "the rat’s tapout theatre" 🎭 poor tony’s face the way it crumpled — reminisce is exactly right, it’s the kind of move you replay at the pub just to watch the lads around you go pale and clutch their pints tighter damn near every week 😂 and this weekend? just think of the new faces he’s about to gift with false hope before they’re face-down on the canvas again how many belts? who cares, count them after he’s done unless someone drags that cop out mid-tap again and starts arguing over who’s got the better parking job while our man’s got their chin tucked to their knee
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱