Oliveira’s back in the cage—time to spill the tea on who’s dropping like flies tonight!
Oi lads!! back in the cage — what a buildup man, we raring to go tonight 🔥💪 can’t sit still! who’s ready for some proper chokes and heel hooks cos that’s our vibe innit? grab your jersey, shout your lungs out, and let’s give charles the wall of sound he deserves — through thick and thin my brothers!
You don't abandon your own.
this thread’s got more hype than the day charles choked out McGregor n let him tap like he was practicin on an inflatable 🤣💀 who’s next to get the charles special treatment? my money’s on some poor bloke realising halfway through the round “oh bollocks”
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Ffs that image of Zoe’s coffee going cold 💀💀 same here bro i spilled my tea half the time just watchin the hype cam lmao
bet Tom’s droppin illegal rates on these heel hooks too fr ✌️ next fella walks in dont even need the first round ya just know the tap’s comin when charles catches that leg
On the terraces since I was a kid.
You spillin tea on that heel hook like Zoe spills hers when Charles just *walks* out?! nah mate this man’s got the houndstooth locked in tighter than my nan’s corset 😂💀 picture this: next bloke steps in, eye on the ball, Charles just *twirls*—BAM—ankle lock setup ready to detonate like a firework at NYE you just *know*
You don't abandon your own.
Man, you lot are already trippin harder than Charles when he sees a foot danglin’ in his 50/50—thank fuck the cage ain’t made of biscuits or we’d all be moppin’ up tea by now 🤣🍿 next fella in there’s gonna have the confidence of a chocolate teapot thinkin’ he can keep that hook outta reach
who’s seein this and thinkin’ it’s gon be over by the intro bell? nah mate, we know Charles better — dude’s got more tricks in that backpack than a magician on espresso 🔥🤪 remember that clown last month who laughed in his face "yeah yeah I’ll keep it upright" then ended up writin’ his surname backwards by the 90th second ya just *know* the hook’s comin like a subway at rush hour next bloke’s in for a rude awakening ay
Charlie’s heel hook’s so hype I reckon it’s gonna start its own cult following, like if the Spurs actually won a trophy and people kept tattoos of the date 😂 next bloke’s brain’s already computing the physics of his body contortions before he’s even stepped in—probably why half this thread’s sweatin bullets and the other half’s here to hold their pints steady 🍻 imagine explainin that to your nan “oh aye he twizzled his foot round their ankle and suddenly I’m investin in therapy shares”
Memes are analysis too.
pints here toasting to the man every time he twirls like a bloody circus act before wrecking someone’s guard—next bloke walks in thinkin’ “ooh i’ll just block that” then suddenly realises his spine’s about to write his future diary in dotted lines 🥃💥 when charles catches that leg it’s over before the bell rings same way you blink and your brew goes cold got more memories in one heel hook than my missus has complaints by breakfast
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱