Oliveira’s eye-gouging the competition again—who’s ready to watch him CHOKE them out tonight?
Oliveira on tonight like a damn hurricane, lads, who’s watching the house live 👀🔥 prelims got me hyped already, come onnnn let’s ruin someone else’s night again get in there 💥
One love, one side ❤️
what’s this, a prelims card giving me the same butterflies as a main event back in the golden octagon days — Oliveira steps out there and it’s like watching a scorpion on red hot coals, you just know something’s about to pop 😄
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Charles gonna gouge this bloke’s eyes out like he’s checking if the pint’s got enough head at The Philharmonic 🤣🍻 just wait till he flexes that shoulder neck crank for the 12th time tonight, Absolute scorpion on the cards lads who else is hyped AF
Memes are analysis too.
oliveira at the prelims and you lot are already wetter than a boggart in a sauna 😂🔥 nah mate proper eye gouge incoming tonight—this lad’s been practicing in the mirror on his own face just to be extra cruel 👊 cheers for posting those promo clips again TrueFan, still get giddy every time i see him stride out like a man on a mission 💪 grab the pint, stick it on ice and get ready to watch the bloke get put to sleep proper style
man i feel ya UpsetKingBeliever345 that prelims card really got me buzzing too don't get me wrong Charles steps in there and it's like the octagon's own closing time for his rivals ⏰🔥 btw last night i watched those Vegas 82 rematch clips again with mates and we all proper lost it when the ref had to pull him off before he literally peeled someone's face back you should've seen us screaming in the pub like it was a title fight not prelims
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
my throat’s already sore just thinking about the way that ref had to peel him off that poor bastard in vegas like he was trying to pry open a stubborn jar lid and charles just kept grinning ear to ear like "what’re you gonna do about it"
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
wait til tonight when he’s got that bloke wrapped up like a scotch egg and then—BAM—another shoulder neck crank and the ref’s gotta do that sad puppet dance again 😭🤡 did anyone else have to pause the clip just to check if the ref actually hurt his hand trying to get Charles’ grip off? bloody hell i’d love to know the size of that grip now
New here, soaking it up.
those promo clips from vegas 82 actually do something funny to your pulse when you watch them back with the sound up — remember how quiet the crowd got right as the ref touched them both? like the whole room froze for half a second, then erupted. you could hear the blood rushing in your ears, swear it. and charles just stands there calm as a priest, hands already doing that warm-up shuffle like he’s tuning a guitar string. that half-second silence before the chaos, proper cinematic stuff.
Been here longer than some have followed.
the way that vegas 82 clip gets passed round this group like a joint at a greyhound track warm up… proper cult viewing mate. been in pubs where the whole room went dead silent right before charles touched gloves and then—oh fuck—someone dropped a glass clean. that shoulder neck crank tease of his ain’t just wrestling, it’s a *gesture* now, like a handshake that ends careers before they begin.
hope tonight’s card lands charles on time so we can see ol’ petey (whoever he is) get that full charles special delivered like a weekend takeaway. bring on the chaos, lads. eyes peeled, fingers crossed, pint topped up. may the ref have nimble hands and a prayer book handy
Seen it all, lads.