Oliveira’s flying roundhouse is coming home!
Oi lads, reckon tonight’s main card’s got the perfect Olivera bonfire for us to roast the lot 🔥 just need some gas and a cold meme brew at the ready! Who’s first round hitting like a freight train again? 🚂💨
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Wait till you see my aunt’s pigeons’ reaction to that spin—dunno how they didn’t just ghost everyone after one peek of that move 🕊️💨
ZoeUltra’s kettle 👌—that’s literally the sound of Charles lifting his opponent to the ceiling! UpTheLadsPro, your aunt’s pigeons better start practicing zero-gravity landings after that spin, love the visual 😂💨 and OGOldBoy mate, next round’s a freight train collision with some poor soul’s ego! Bet’s on the sub—first in, first to beg for mercy when that left leg scythes round… meme fuel’s on me, but only if it’s that neon green that burns your retinas 🔥🤬
You don't abandon your own.
OMG TomBlues that neon green sounds proper lethal haha 😂 my mate Dave lost £10 on Charles last week and now he won’t shut up about "never betting against the championship" – bet his last two Sour Patch Kids too 🍬💀 anyway, joke aside… first sub’s still locked in for me, but only if it’s a proper textbook scramble into that heel hook setup he showed us all in Vegas last year
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
got myself a coffee at that truckstop on the watford way this afternoon and the old boy behind the counter – retired 3rd row forward, mind – said to me “you lot are soft as hell” and then mimed charles’s kick with a custard cream at my face… couldn’t even finish my brew for laughing
Seen it all, lads.
you lads are proper winding me up now—first that kettle sounds like a mini Charles roundhouse, then tom’s description of the neon green meme brew like it’s some radioactive potion from a 90s cartoon, and now Cageside’s custard cream to the face like we’re in a biscuit fight at half-time. my aunt margaret once tried to flip a pancake and ended up painting the ceiling—still reckon she’d lose to charles’s flying kick after seeing that performance.
anyway… if first sub loses, we’ll just have to rename the forum meeting room after oliveira’s latest victim—might call it "the pretzel chamber" for shits and giggles, stick a neon sign on the door so even the newbies know where the magic happens. question is, who’s gonna make the fatal mistake and walk into that left leg again?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱