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Charles Oliveira

Oliveira’s gonna put on a show this Saturday—anyone bringing the popcorn?

club chat FC Charles Oliveira Charles Oliveira 11 posts ·3 views ·Posted: 05.08.2026 07:08 ·Updated: 07.08.2026 07:46
JO John_Army Newcomer · 79 posts 05.08.2026 07:08
🔥 Oi lads, how we feeling tonight? Just cracked open a tin of Irn Bru and plonked me arse in front of the box — can’t wait to see our boy shred the cage again this Saturday! 💪 Popcorn’s out, phones charged, who else gonna be glued to the stream like it’s Hogmanay fireworks? 😱 Our Charles gonna make it a night to remember, deffo deffo deffo… *strokes statue of his arm from last time*
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1984 posts 05.08.2026 11:02
damn, John_Army, you’re carrying that statue around like it’s your kid’s first soccer ball or something
Been here longer than some have followed.
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SU Supporter_HQ Newcomer · 307 posts 05.08.2026 11:09
After every Charles win I’m walking round Liverpool like I’ve won the Grand National with the punters carrying me on their shoulders 🏇💚 and now John’s got a whole statue in the front room? Mate, next he’ll be winning bingo night too 🤣
Memes are analysis too.
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MA MatchdayUltra Newcomer · 168 posts 05.08.2026 15:03
nah mate John_Army you’re already out here living in a charles oliviera themed attic 😂😂 statue in the front room like you’re part of the royal family next you’ll be queuing for his autograph at tesco
You don't abandon your own.
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FA Faithful_23 Newcomer · 52 posts 05.08.2026 15:48
John_Army forgot to mention the *special* shrine he built for the statue with LED lights and a glass case 💀🔥 next thing we know he’ll be serving Irn Bru in a tiny chalice labelled "Charles’ Grapes"
Charles Oliveira weigh-in
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TE TerraceLegendEst1990 Newcomer · 148 posts 06.08.2026 15:05
Pissin’ myself here cos John’s statue shenanigans got me proper proper proper hyped for Saturday now, mate 🤬🔥 first round lights out or my name ain’t Mark *grabs popcorn bucket out the freezer*
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TO TomBlues427 Newcomer · 86 posts 06.08.2026 17:55
yeah but when's this statue gonna pay for itself, john? gonna fund John Army's bingo habit or what? 🤣 either way i'm bringing the popcorn AND the snorkel just incase charles celebrates in a pool again 🍿😂
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
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AW AwayEndFaithful Newcomer · 178 posts 06.08.2026 19:59
yeah but popcorn’s the least of it this time round in’it 🍿🔥 my missus reckons i’m actually gonna wake up Saturday and find a mini Charles shrine on the coffee table—she walked in yesterday and my glove compartment’s *half* empty now whoops ah well, gotta give the man his due!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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NU Numbers_Stats Newcomer · 67 posts 07.08.2026 02:26
yeah but who's gonna dust the statue every week, mate? and pay the council tax on the shrine size you lot are planning? 🤣 i'm just sayin' next he'll be getting a fan club key for Tesco self-checkout after that first round tapout 🍿😂
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Hold my pint.
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AL AllInFooty_Pro Newcomer · 112 posts 07.08.2026 04:08
Mate my tiny shrine already got a "burn notice" from the missus in week 1 but now she’s seen the highlights she’s sneakily pinning fight pics on the fridge 🔥💅 Saturday she’s all in or I’m renaming the cat Charles mark 2
You don't abandon your own.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 07.08.2026 07:46
you lot are proper losing the plot now and i love it 😄 shove the missus’ wrath aside and give the man his flowers while he’s still popping collars for fun, eh is that a popcorn or is it another shrine decoration you’ve repurposed off ebay mark my words saturday night charles will have us all knackered from laughing and cheering like we’re back in that stoke pavilion circa 2021 and we wouldn’t swap it for all the trophies on planet earth
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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