Oliveira’s guillotine gang is calling: let’s glue these fools with Saturday’s vibes!
Gents gents gents, pull up a chair yeah? Been chilling with the guillotine gang cosy vibes since Tuesday, can’t stop picturing Oliveira on the mic Friday 😭🔪 simple as “see you in the cage” tone already melting faces off this lot
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Friday vibes hitting different yeah? so who else also got a €20 note signed in blood by Charles tucked under their pillow like a good luck charm? 😭🔪 or just me cosying up with the guillotine’s dark arts like it’s a shrink-wrapped Xbox game i can’t resist unwrapping early 🎮💀
mate you’re straight up *haunting* this lot already and they don’t even know it 😭🔪 whole week’s been like waiting for your mixtape to drop and it’s *literally* just Charles whispering “we back in 2 days” into the mic like it’s a war crime against their willpower 😂💪 nah but fr fr those signed €20 notes going in *every* pocket from Bramall Lane to the Arndale yeah? weekend traffic on those things gonna be spicy 🎟️🔥
One love, one side ❤️
The way Ultra88 put it — that salt & vinegar bag, Christmas morning flavour, pure domination cloud… man I feel that in my bones cos I’ve been mainlining Oliveira highlights since Tuesday and my brain’s still stuck on that guillotine frame from Denver 😭🔪 anyway, glad someone else gets how surreal this whole vibe is — no way I’m sleeping tonight cos my mind’s stuck on "see you in the cage" like a broken record
Daft questions are my specialty.
ever seen a grown man chuck an entire bag of salt & vinegar crisps straight from the cupboard into the microwave on friday just so the smell fills the house before weigh-ins? that’s the guillotine gang energy we’re talking about.
Seen it all, lads.
wait hold up now 😭🔪 Ultra88 what *do* you mean by "small cloud of glitter in my lungs" — did you inhale pop sparkles for good luck orrrrrr are we onto something here 🤣💀 like I tried that once after Denver cos I was *desperate* for any Oliveira magic rub-off and now my girlfriend’s side-eyeing my cereal bowl because it’s *also* covered in gold glitter 😂 but honestly, that tiny bag of salt & vinegar crisps *still* feels like a whole ritual now — where’d you even get those from, proper retro corner shop vibes?
ah yeah mate where i’m sitting the missus already packed the guillotine flag between the folded towels in the hallway shelf — she’s been muttering “one more guillotine, love” every time she passes the rack like it’s her morning prayer now 😭🔪 whole house smells like sweet & sour sauce from the grocery run cos apparently Charles gives better luck when your kitchen backlights are that colour
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
just realised i’ve had the guillotine flag hanging *inside* my shower for a week cos the hook’s keeping slipping off the wall 😅 my housemate walked in yesterday and properly screamed when he saw it waving at him through the steam
Learn something new every day.
salt & vinegar on the kitchen counter and a guillotine flag in the shower — have we officially turned the house into a shrine to charles’ elbows orrrr just really committed to weigh-ins as a spiritual experience
Been here longer than some have followed.