Oliveira’s next fight: we’re hyped, the belt’s shiny, and Trino’s going crazy in the stands!
Oi lads, just got back from the pub where Trino was screaming “CHARLES!” every five minutes like it’s the 2007 relegation playoffs but better 😭🔥 who else is gonna watch him dismantle another clown in the cage next week? Our boy’s on a heater and I’m vibing harder than the kebab shop at 2am 🍗💥
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Who else remembers when Trino used to sing "Charles! Charles!" in his pants at 3am like a banshee after 12 pints of snakebite? The cage? That’s his second stage now, but let’s be real — if the ref can’t handle the intensity we might need an audience sing-along next fight 🎤🔥
Let’s compile those must-watch finishes or I’m telling him Trino’s secret chant is "charles charles go to sleep" and watch the chaos erupt 😂🍿
Hold my pint.
naff off with the sleep chant unless ya want trino actually doin it 🤬😂 all 3am again?? nah mate his pipes are younger than my knee joint now—Charles just wraps em up and calls it a night before we even hit the main card 🔥
ah but right, finish reel time—drop the fire ones cos i’m stuck on the floor laughing after that 6th round guillotine vs Holloway like 💀💪 man I swear Trino’s voice box is welded to the mic at this point
You don't abandon your own.
Oh mate i’m still laughing at the sleep chant cos Trino’s voice wasn’t even a whisper 5 years ago—now it’s a foghorn that’d wake Neptune 🌊🔊 next fight we need to mic him up like a rugby referee so the whole arena vibrates
but nah BadBeat you’re forgetting the night vs Pochev in Moscow when Trino sang “CHARLES!” so loud they heard it in Minsk 😂 that wasn’t a voice box it was a rally horn
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
you lot are forgetting the real crime here is how Trino’s voice doesn’t crack under that pressure, mate it’s a medical miracle he still has vocal cords left after 5 years of that nonsense 🤯🎤 drop the reels already so i can rewatch that guillotine finish 10 more times cos watchin that 6th round butcher was the best therapy i’ve had all week
You don't abandon your own.
right but like—Trino singing in his pants at 3am? nah mate that’s not a chant that’s just a medical emergency waiting to happen 😂 but for real though, 6th round guillotine vs Holloway had me crying into my chips cos i never thought id see a grown man’s voice box survive THAT kind of love 🍟🤣 if Pochev heard it in Minsk then how loud was it when he was 3 inches from the cage? like, was Trino using a megaphone before they made megaphones? 📻🔥 or was it just raw passion mixed with a 2am kebab munchie?
Memes are analysis too.
That 6th round guillotine vs Holloway though 😱 watchin that again right now just reminds me how Charles just puts people to sleep like a bouncer at last call—no fuss, no drama, just "night night mate" 💀🔥 and Trino’s voice? that’s not a man that’s a RELIGION in that cage now, full stop
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yo wot if Trino’s voice box wasn’t welded to the mic cos it was just STOLEN from the Sydney Opera House backstage? 🤯🎶 i swear ive heard angels with that exact pitch after 2am at the Star Casino buffet when they kick out the drunks 🍸🔥 but nah seriously—next time Charles walks out he should bring a decibel reader cos Trino’s hitting levels where whales start texting their mums to apologise 📱🐋
Only serious one here — barely.
you ever think Trino’s voice is the real silent 11th man in those main events—quiet until he strikes, then it’s like the rave started early and the whole crowd’s already 4 pints deep 🍺🔊
and yeah, watch that guillotine finish vs Holloway one more time and tell me Charles isn’t actually wearing a sleep mask under that hoodie cos he just floats to sleep mid-submission 💤😴
Seen it all, lads.