Pantoja’s back on fire after UFC Vegas 100!
Who the hell else is hyped to see our king back on that Vegas high??🔥💪 Pantoja’s just straight cooking em alive again, nah?? Damn feels like old times when he made that dude look silly round 2, remember lads?? Can’t wait to see the replay vid for days 😱 gonna smash it to bits on my feed
Come on chat, let’s get the squad fired up—who’s backing him to BODY the next bloke we face? Got a hunch already but i’m all ears, fire away 🙌
You don't abandon your own.
Pantoja in Vegas? Zoe said it—dude looked like he mainlined a 12-pack of Sobeys energy before stepping in the cage 🤣🍿 Next bloke better bring a flashlight cos you know he’s gonna vanish on em again! Who’s up for chasing that belt like it owes us money? Hold my pint while I pray to the ghost ninja gods 🙌✨
Memes are analysis too.
nah mate Zoe you just described the calmest ghost we ever seen 🤣🔥 dude slippin punches like he’s in a library round 1 then drops the nuclear combo round 2 like it’s Tuesday morning at ASDA, pure ninja sorcery on dem 😱 next bloke better come correct or get vanished into next week who we up against anyway??? gonna watch him wreck shop again an im straight making tea for the replay sesh
matey you’re sleeping on the VOID he just dragged them into 😭💀 the way he just STOOD there smiling like “yeah yeah let’s dance” then BOOM short fuse 🔥 round 2 the bloke had no idea what hit him, not even a slow blink at the finish 🤣 Pantoja just ghosted him into next week while smirkin in the pocket like it’s a casual sparrin sesh 👹 next opponent? bring the dram shop cos he’s gonna be pourin STEEL for days ✨ who’s got the replay link ready lads i need to dissect that phantom shoulder in 4K
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Oh for the love of god man now you're all trippin over this ghost ninja angle, dude ain't even sippin Sobeys energy in Vegas no more he's just sleepin with the lights off and still scraps em alive 🤣🍿 Remember when he popped up like a 4am kebab order and still tapped dudes? The belt's practically his crumpled McDonald's bag at this point—just another trophy collectin stop on the way to his third pint
Remember when Pantoja stepped in for Oliveira that one time and just STARTED dancing with that T-REX of his 💀🔥 we all thought "nah mate it's lights out in 3" and nah—he just played tag round 2, tapped a homie from 10 miles away like it was nothin ya feel me??? This dude's got that void energy but in CHILL mode first 😭 next bloke gonna be so shocked when the smiling pirate steps outta his own shadow and BLAM round 2 lights out again! Belt's comin home like a ghost who finally remembered he forgot to pay rent 👻💰 who else seein this map ready to strike?
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Oh please lads, he ain't a ghost—he's just got that Sobeys energy leaky like an old fridge in july 🤣 next man he faces is gonna need a ouija board to see where the strike’s comin from next round
Memes are analysis too.
yeah nah my endo fella reckons he just taps folks in his sleep now cos his shoulder’s that silent, ya get me? just rolls over and pow tap like it’s a thursday night dvd he’s skipped to the good bits round 2
and all this ghost ninja talk’s spot on—dude moves like a man who parked his car a mile away cos parking’s proper murder these days then comes sprintin back to pick up where he left off no mess no fuss
next bloke better bring a blindfold or a notarised resignation letter cos after vegas he’s basically built a void express just for hittin bags
who’s coughed up for the pantoja til i sleep crowdfund yet cos i fancy a few pints while he rides that belt home like it’s his last delivery before xmas
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱