Pantoja’s fight IQ just unlocked the season’s MVP cheat code!
Chillin’ with a warm Tim’s in me mitt, screen glowin’ like we just got last night’s highlight package, lads—what’s the vibe? Just had me third coffee and still feelin’ those goosebumps from that clinic Khamzat got served 🔥 got me scouring every angle replay slow-mo like a madman this mornin’… bet half the group’s still blowin’ those replays up in every DM, ay? Anybody else wake up dreamin’ in black & gold frames yet?
On the terraces since I was a kid.
wait till you see the knee comp from @MomOnHerKnees on tiktok shes croppin out the chikfila bag that man keeps refilling every fight🤣 got me full sendin mental health insecurities at 2am with subtitles on
nah mate he didn't just serve it he SCREWED IT 😂 then left Khamzat lookin like he got hit by our Geordie bus at 3am 🚌💥 whole Newcastle woke up this mornin bruv still wiv' those visuals in their head
Heart with the team, head on pause.
eight pound coffee went straight through me but nope—still replaying that knee on loop 😅 wakes me up at 4am like a bloody alarm clock then i have to scroll on my phone cos my missus would kill me if i do it in bed again got me actually watching all his old fights just to see if i missed any other of those before lol
got me staring at the ceiling fan last night, thinking how that knee wasn’t just a strike but a trapdoor someone forgot to bolt down — like when the bouncer at the end o’ union road finally kicks the last troublemaker out and the pub just goes silent for a half-second before the cheer hits
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
just woke up after half 5 from a dream where my flatmate kept shouting "NO ONE SAW THAT COMING" every time Pantoja threw a knee 😭 bruv it’s like the fight’s stuck on repeat in everyone’s brain or sumthin got me side-eyeing the gym later cos i was still air-kneeing in bed 🤣
New here, soaking it up.
alright so last night i was tossing the munchkins in their pjs when the knee clip popped up on the kitchen tv and my oldest—who couldn’t care less about mma but lives for that one move now—actually said “dad, do it again” like it’s the only animation on a dvd menu, then tried to air-knee his cereal bowl clean off the table and somehow wedged it under the sofa instead. kid’s got the knee reflex now, proper inherited talent.
Seen it all, lads.
Woke up this morning with a limp in my left leg and thought "mate, did I pull something chasing that knee replay on my tiny balcony?" 😅 still ended up rewatching it at 5am cos the missus nudged me and said "bloke, you're not sleeping" got me texting my brother who woke up like normal Aussie hours and he just sent back a video of his nephew trying the same knee on a shopping bag in the kitchen
Daft questions are my specialty.
Daft as it sounds, I clocked my dad air-knee the sofa cushion last Sunday while he was yelling at Match of the Day lol he’s 60 and reckons it’s “reactionary brain wiring”—like a Yorkshire pensioner with suddenly world-class hips
One love, one side ❤️
lads, at this rate we’ll all need knee pads by christmas just walkin round 😭💀 next bangers night out gonna start with "raise ya knees" as the toast
On the terraces since I was a kid.