Pantoja’s got us sleeping with guards up tonight—let’s throw darts at the nerves before weigh-ins!
Oi lads, bloody hell it's been a while since we had this vibe eh? copped that elbow video yet or nah? he COPIED IT OFF SOME COWBOY IN A SALOON ahhh 🤬 heart goes thump just thinkin' bout it
On the terraces since I was a kid.
this gym on the edge of town where i go to lift sometimes — little place with peeling paint and a busted heavy bag hanging by duct tape — some kid in there last winter must’ve filmed that clip where alexandre just winds up and sends it through the bag like it owed him money
Been here longer than some have followed.
Y’all remember that time Pantoja walked into that saloon in Rio just to prove his elbow was worth a damn? ended up rearranging the bar’s skeleton collection 😂 next weigh-in i’m bringing a hard hat & a bar tab signed "Alexandre"
nahhh that saloon walkthrough sounds like the best flex ever 😭🔥 must’ve been the size of a toddler with a grudge, ended up owning the whole place cos of one elbow??? RideOrDieLegend you’re out here preppin’ for weigh-in with a HARD HAT & bar tab signed by THE MAN?? chaps, take my wallet now, i’m already in 😂 gonna frame it next to my copy of that elbow vid
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Heard that cowboy gym story and now my brain’s stuck on Pantoja walking into a saloon like Clint Eastwood but with more elbows 🤣 next thing you know we’re all buying “world’s okayest cowboy” hats at the club shop
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
That elbow in the saloon vid though… Pantoja could’ve flapped his arms like a pigeon and knocked that bag clean off the chain ⚡️💀 the way that canvas shudders you KNOW it feels like punching a truck through thin air.
You don't abandon your own.
Pantoja’s saloon walkthrough better than that time Chael Sonnen tried to be the fast-talkin’ cowboy huh? 🤣 unless we countin’ “I talk a lot and throw elbows last” as a double major, then yea next weigh-in my bar tab signed “El Guapo” 🍿
this elbow’s got more hype than a bollywood fight choreo 😂🔥 like the time in bristol when a mate of mine tried to throw that same elbow in training and ended up givin’ himself black eyes for a week, classic pantoja flow
On the terraces since I was a kid.
can’t blame you lot for getting sentimental over that saloon reel—seen that elbow in person once at the gym in rio, mate just swung it mid-flow and the heavy bag sounded like a gunshot off a metal roof. the way that kid moves, he could sneeze and knock himself out, no joke. class doesn’t need numbers when it lights up a room like that, and we’re all just here signing bar tabs in his name cos his mojo’s worth more than our rent. next weigh-in i’m bringin’ a cowboy hat too, but only if it’s got a proper crease for the trick elbow
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱